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January 7, 2012
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Maria Menounos Continues Her Beach Vacation

I love it when sexy celebs go on vacation. It means tons of great picture sets for me to write about. I think until very recently, I’ve only had the opportunity to write about gorgeous Maria Menounos one or two times but then she went on vacation and her name always seems to show up on my new assignment list. I am not complaining about that in the least. I love this woman like I love chocolate cream pie and coffee (not necessarily in that order and not necessarily together). She’s stunning but she doesn’t seem terribly concerned about looking stunning every second of every day. This is a woman that really seems to understand that life is for the living and I absolutely love that about her.

January 6, 2012
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Sexy Aida Yespica Teasing With Her Body

Aida Yespica is a gorgeous woman with a lot going for her. She’s absolutely stunning, has a gorgeous body and, if the wealth of bikini pictures I’ve written about with her name attached is any indication, spends a lot of time hanging out on the beach in various types of sexy swimwear. I’ll admit it. I’m jealous of her in many, many ways but mostly in the areas listed above. She’s taken what could’ve been a fleeting moment in the spotlight (her Miss Venezuela win) and parlayed it into a pretty decent career. I’m not sure exactly what she does these days but whatever it is, it keeps her name in the headlines so good for her. I look forward to many more sets of bikini pictures of this beautiful woman.

January 5, 2012
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Sexy Victoria Silvstedt Welcomes 2012 In A Bikini

Here’s what I did on New Year’s Eve – sat home watching “Community” on Netflix eating peanut butter and drinking orange soda in my blanket suit. Here’s what Victoria Silvstedt did – hit up South Beach in Florida in a super sexy white bikini. Aside from my general lack of talent or attractive physical attributes, it’s pretty obvious to see why Victoria is the celebrity and I’m merely the girl writing about her. Victoria knows how to have fun. Okay, so I actually had a lot of fun in my own way but still, what Victoria did looks way better on camera. I really like this woman. To be honest, I can’t find anything about these pictures I don’t like. She looks incredible and she also looks like she rang in the New Year exactly how she wanted to. Can’t hate on a girl for that.

January 3, 2012
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Sexy Model Elle Macpherson In A White Bikini

I’m not a big fan of what Christmas has become. It’s all about what gifts you get and give now when it should be about family or food or something. My disdain for the holiday likely stems from the fact that, as a freelance writer, I’m perpetually broke. Anyway, this year, Elle Macpherson gave a gift I can really get behind – sexy snaps of her in a bikini on a beach in Australia. Since I love making lists, here’s a list of why I love these pictures so much:

1. They were taken in Australia and I kinda have a thing for Australia.
2. They star Elle Macpherson and I kinda have a thing for Elle Macpherson.
3. They show Elle sharing a day on the beach with her family and I like seeing people spend Christmas with their families.
4. Elle is in a bikini and she’s smoking hot.
5. I don’t need a five.

I freely admit to being a complete Scrooge but consider these pictures my ghosts of Christmas past, present and future. They really put me in the holiday spirit. Too bad Christmas is over until next year. Ah well. There’s always New Year’s Eve.

December 29, 2011
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Sexy Bikini Pics Of Elisabetta Gregoraci In Kenya

I don’t know much about Elisabetta Gregoraci. I know she’s a gorgeous Italian model who happens to be married to Formula One manager, Flavio Briatore. I know they have a son together. I also know Flavio has a daughter with Heidi Klum. After taking a long hard look at these pictures, it became obvious that Flavio is one very lucky man. This woman is stunning. In these photos taken in Malindi, Kenya, Elisabetta looks relaxed and comfortable and that’s appealing to me. I don’t like women that always look like they’re trying to look sexy. Elisabetta seems to just be enjoying her time at the beach without much attention given to the cameras. I hope to see more of Elisabetta in the very near future.

December 15, 2011
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Leggy Audrina Patridge Hits The Beach With A Friend

Are you surprised to see Audrina Patridge on the beach in anything other than a teeny tiny bikini? I am, but there’s a reason for it. Apparently Audrina had an allergic reaction to some sort of spray tanning product which meant she had to cover up a little more than she normally would and you know what? I think the pictures are better for it. Sure Audrina has an incredible body and knows how to rock a bikini but it’s nice to see a different look on her. I think she chose the perfect outfit for her walk on the beach with a friend before the “Finest Clubs” awards, held for the first time in Cabo. While the reason for the more conservative look may have been unpleasant the result certainly wasn’t. These pictures are some of my favorite pictures of Audrina. She looks mature, sexy and most important, is actually wearing clothes that leave a little something to the imagination for once.

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