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Doutzen Kroes is quickly becoming one of my favorite Victoria’s Secret models and it isn’t hard to tell why when looking at these pictures from the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show 2011 in New York. The woman is breathtaking. I wasn’t crazy about some of the outfits they sent her to the runway in, but it hardly mattered. She looked fabulous regardless. I think what I like about her most is that she’s unique. I see Doutzen and I know it’s here. It’s hard to tell some of the other models apart but for some reason, Doutzen stands out. Maybe it’s just me. Regardless, here are some pictures of Doutzen looking smoking hot. Enjoy!

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Mariah Carey is the new Jenny Craig Brand Ambassador. It makes sense. Much like brand ambassadors of the past, Mariah has very publicly struggled with her weight for years. She started off smoking hot and skinny. She was then a little meaty. Then she was more than a little meaty. Then she was skinny again. To be honest, I’ve always though Mariah was hot, regardless of her weight. She can pull off the bigger girl thing. She makes curves look sexy. At the same time, remember how freaking hot she was in the “Honey” video? In that gold bikini? Good heavens. I’m getting all warm just thinking about it. Anyway, it’s good to see Mariah is taking control of her weight. I just hope she has more success with the battle of the bulge than past Jenny Craig spokeswomen.

 

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I think it’s finally happened. I’ve been rendered speechless. Luckily (for me anyway), I can still type even while my mouth hangs open and drool puddles below my chin. Sophie Turner is so freaking hot. So hot. I don’t think there are enough words in the English language to adequately describe how hot she is. Stunning. Smoking. On fire. Sizzling. Steaming. Heart-stoppingly, mind-numbingly, eye-burningly smoking freaking hot. Exquisite. And then, because her simply being indescribably hot isn’t enough, she wears this costume for Halloween. That’s it. She’s trying to kill us all. This woman is dangerous. Those eyes and that ass are the only weapons she needs. I mean, I have all the same parts she has, but they don’t look right anymore. Ugh. I’m done. I need to look away while I still feel like I’m at least part of the same species.

 

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So I watched this porn flick about cheerleaders once and there was a girl in it with the craziest eyes. Her eyes actually distracted me from the action on the screen a little bit. I mention this because Miranda Kerr has the same kind of eyes and the same build as the girl in the video. I’m not saying Miranda was the girl in the movie or anything but she just kind of reminds me of her and I wanted to share that with you all. Anyway, here we see Miranda on “FOX & Friends” in New York talking about bras or something. This woman is smoking hot. She is definitely one of my favorite models – classy and sexy even in a relatively demure dress. Absolutely stunning.

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It’s been a while since I’ve heard anything about Sophie Monk. I’m not sure exactly how long it’s been but I know it’s been far too long. I love this girl. She has the kind of hot body that makes me weak in the knees but she also has the beautiful face to go with it. I haven’t always been the biggest fan of her public persona but that doesn’t really matter. In this photoshoot on a boat in Los Angeles Sophie looks smoking hot and I suppose that’s really all that matters. I like how most of her poses look somewhat natural. Judging by a lot of the other bikini photoshoots we see, pulling off sexy poses without making them look forced and awkward can be difficult.Look forward to seeing more of Sophie.

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It’s confession time, people. Are you ready? Here goes… *deep breath* I used to be a Tila Tequila fan. I don’t know how it happened. I was young, wild and confused. I wanted to fit in and all my friends liked her. I guess it was peer pressure – kinda like how I ended up smoking. Regardless, I tirelessly defended her against the ‘haters’ until one day, I too became one of the haters. Okay, that’s not entirely accurate. I don’t actually hate her. I just… dislike her in a very strong way. It has everything to do with her tireless campaigning to further her fifteen minutes of fame; fifteen minutes that were about about an hour ago by my watch. All the same, here are some pictures of Tila as she ‘performs’ at F World Splash Bar in New York. Enjoy?