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Rarely do I get the chance to show off my poetry skills here on HQ Celebrity, but this is one of those rare opportunities. Are you ready? Here goes:

“Here in London,
Not in France,
I see Katie’s underpants.”

Genius right? Yeah, I know. Terrible, but who cares? Katie Price is flashing her panties. I feel like I just wrote a post like this the other day. Perhaps it was the Taylor Momsen post. I will never understand why it’s so hard for celebrities to get out of cars without flashing undergarments. Let’s hope they never figure it out though. What would life be without upskirt shots?

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Oh Taylor Momsen. You make it pretty hard to defend you, but I’m going to try. Here in London, Taylor hits the town wearing a t-shirt as a dress, a leather jacket and white boots I would probably cut off a toe to own. Now, being that I am a woman and I do on occasion like to wear short skirts and dresses, I know that it can be pretty hard to get out of a vehicle without flashing your panties at anyone that happens to be looking. It’s like freaking rocket science. You actually have to keep your knees together or – *gasp* – hold the hem of your skirt or dress down to cover the offending garment. I don’t know how women have the time for all of that. Seriously though, it’s not hard at all to avoid the crotch shot – not as hard as some young ‘ladies’ in Hollywood would have you believe anyway. All I can say is at least she’s wearing panties.

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I know a lot of people say women looking for a little publicity boost will flash their panties ‘on purpose’. I don’t think that’s always the case. Wearing a short skirt and getting in a car can be a little difficult without flashing a little something. I really think that was the case with Paulina Rubio. She doesn’t seem entirely aware her underwear is showing and one has to assume, had she been planning this, she would’ve chosen something a little sexier to flash. Paulina is known for her sexy performances. These panties just don’t fit in with her rep. Who knows, though? Anything’s possible these days.

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I really like Kelly Brook. There’s something about her that makes me smile. It has nothing to do with these upskirt shots. I swear. I liked Kelly when she appeared on Strictly Come Dancing (Brittan’s ‘Dancing With the Stars). I also liked her all too brief role in The Italian Job. As much as I love Kelly, though, nothing – and I mean nothing – could make me see Piranha 3D. It’s a shame, too. I’d like to see her in more. I suppose for now, I’ll have to settle for these pictures of her in London. She does look lovely in that dress – panty flashing and all.

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I’m not sure why, but it seems every time I see pictures of Pixie Lott, I also see her panties. Here at the Mahiki Nightclub in London, Pixie once again gives us some lovely upskirt shots which reveal her light blue panties. The thing I like about Pixie is that she just doesn’t seem to care. So what? They’re just panties. I love that attitude. She doesn’t seem to be flashing her panties on purpose like you often see with other celebs. With Pixie you get the feeling she genuinely doesn’t know her panties are sticking out and genuinely doesn’t care. She realizes it, crosses her legs and carries on. She’s just a girl out having some fun with her friends. Nothing wrong with that.

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Oh Taylor. You were once so cute and innocent. Now look at you – black thigh-high garters, slip dress, Courtney Love rat’s nest hair and gothic black eyeliner. We’ve seen it all before. This is your signature style – how you separate yourself from the Miley’s in the actress turned pop star game. That sneaky little upskirt shot from your live Concert in Carson couldn’t have been an accident. You much know you can’t wear a dress that short on stage and not flash a little panty here and there. I don’t think you care though. I’ll admit, I have an inexplicable distaste for Miley Cyrus. It’s a problem, but for some reason, I like Taylor Momsen. Maybe it’s because she’s doing something different. Maybe it’s because she has attitude. Maybe it’s because she isn’t everywhere like Ms. Cyrus. But please, Taylor. You’re not even seventeen. Put on some damn pants before I have to start having a problem with you too. You don’t have to flash your panties to be a rock star. A little talent helps though. At least you have that.

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