Before I get to talking about how hot Amber Heard looks in these pictures from BBC’s Top Gear, I’d like to talk about me for a second. Yes. Boring old me. Amber is going to be playing Chenault in (the far too long in the works) screen adaptation of Hunter S. Thompson’s amazing book, ‘The Rum Diary’. There are three things that inspired me to be a freelance writer – my insanely erratic sleep schedule, my need for gainful employment while I finish my book and before it becomes a best seller and finally the words of Hunter S. Thompson. My prized possession is a first edition copy of ‘Hell’s Angels’. I even stole the name ‘Chenault’ for my Twitter name although I had to use an underscore at the beginning and the end because someone else beat me to the idea. Jerks. I can’t friggin’ wait for this movie to come out. Johnny Depp, Aaron Eckhart, Giovanni Ribisi and Amber Heard? Yes. It will be epic. Amber is the perfect girl for the role – sexy yet innocent with a bit of a retro vibe going on. This will be ridiculous. Anyway, yes. Moving on. Amber Heard looks hot in these pictures and that classy, yet sexy, gray dress. Did I mention she’s going to be playing Chenault in ‘The Rum Diaries’?