I don’t really understand the purpose of celebrity perfumes. I only own one celebrity fragrance. I bought it because it smelled pretty and was on sale for about ten bucks for a giant bottle. That’s how I do my shopping, folks. It is Britney Spears’ perfume. Curious, I think it’s called. What does that have to do with Heidi Klum? Nothing really. I just really don’t like these pictures of her promoting her new fragrance ‘Shine’ in Hollywood but I really don’t want to say that. I love Heidi so talking about the ugly dress she’s wearing just feels wrong. I guess I did it anyway. Whatever. That’s my job.