A few weeks back, I took a bit of guff for giving Rachel Uchitel a hard time. I would like to say that it’s never my intention to offend. Most people have a filter between their brain and their mouth (or fingers in this case) that prevents them from blurting whatever pops into their head. I do not have that filter. So how about this, I’m about to write about Heidi Montag. If you’re a Heidi Montag fan or object to the idea of me writing negatively about her, perhaps you should skip to the next post. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.
I absolutely loathe Heidi Montag and everything she stands for. The only ‘celebrity’ I dislike more than Heidi is her counterpart Spencer. Are they married again? Were they ever married? I have no idea. I stopped hearing about them long ago and I hoped it would stay that way. These two are just awful. I wouldn’t give them a moment of my time were it not my job to do so but it is, so here I am. Sorry for the rant and sorry for any offense it may have caused.
Heidi Montag took a break from ‘accidentally’ flashing her big ‘ole fake boobs to the press to, well, do whatever it is Heidi was doing in Costa Rica. Here’s the disturbing part. As much as I loathe everything about this bimbo, I have to admit, she looks pretty cute here. I love the busy print on the bikini and I love that there’s actually a little bit of expression on her face. She looks like she’s kind of having fun. I don’t know that a sex tape actually exists or if it was another one of Speidi’s publicity stunts, but I dare say, I might actually watch it if this is the Holly on the tape. I’m a little curious though. Her mouth is open in all of these pictures. Do you figure one of those ten plastic procedures robbed her of the ability to close her mouth? If not, it’s a shame. Heidi is definitely one of those girls that should be seen and not heard. I think that’s the way she likes it.
Heidi Montag makes me want to quit the internet. Usually the sight of a blond babe falling out of her bikini top, like in these pictures of Heidi in Costa Rica, would be cause for celebration, but with Heidi it just looks desperate. “Oh my gosh! My boobie fell out! How embarrassing and completely by accident!” Notice how the bikini top strap snaps? It wasn’t a wardrobe malfunction. That strap committed suicide. It was ashamed of itself for being part of anything that has to do with Speidi. How is it that after ten plastic surgery procedures in one day Heidi still isn’t really all that hot? I mean, she has a crazy hot body, but her face is kinda mannish, isn’t it? The only thing worse than Heidi Montag is her hilariously lame ‘husband’. So over the Speidi thing. I just with the rest of the world was too so I wouldn’t have to look at her anymore.
Following the news of her split from her husband Spencer Pratt, Heidi Montag and her plastic fantastic body took some time out from launching her new reality show to pose for the cameras and show us all that she is sad about the split. Or perhaps that is her happy face. Or maybe her shocked face. After undergoing ten plastic surgery procedures in one day, it must be a little difficult to coax any sort of discernable emotion out of that poor face. One thing is clear though, the girl looks gorgeous. Looking at that pretty face and killer body reminds us of one thing. It is hard to be beautiful – or at least expensive.
23 year old Heidi Montag, who has already done 10 plastic surgeries and numerous brow lifts, chin reductions and ear pinning’s revealed her newly operated bigger boobs. Heidi Montag and 26 year old husband Spencer Pratt were guests of honor at the Aria Resort, City Center in Las Vegas. Heidi sported a white colored two piece bikini which was studded with red and gold tiny crystals and it revealed much. She was seen interacting with reporters, who were probably inquisitive about which body part will go under the knife next. Showing off her artificial body with great élan, leaves one to guess how many more surgeries are in queue for TV personality.
Heidi Montag is filming for Just Go With it at Malibu. Surprising casting many would think considering that she’s starring with the likes of Jennifer Aniston, Adam Sandler and Nicole Kidman. Critics are already wondering what she would add to the film except her enlarged breasts. In the meantime, her co-star/husband from The Hills series, Spencer Pratt is away from shooting to deal with his anger. Rumors are afresh that this reality wedlock may just be turning sour as Heidi Montag is independently taking career decisions and has a new manager. So, was the reality wedding unreal or a boost to independent careers, we’re watching.
