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February 12, 2014

Cassie Ventura Absolutely Slays Me

Cassie Ventura is one of those women whose name alone tells me I’m going to love the photos I’m about to look at. Some of the women I post about on a regular basis are a little hit or miss but Cassie is definitely not one of them. In these shots, snapped in Miami Beach, we see Cassie looking absolutely stunning. I love that there’s nothing typical about her. She is her own woman and she has her own distinct style. I love that. She’s confident and secure in who she is. There’s nothing sexier than that, at least as far as I’m concerned. And then there’s that ass – oh heavens, that ass. Gorgeous. Great shots.

February 8, 2014
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Sam Faiers Wears Weird Sunglasses And I’m Therefore Annoyed

I hate big bug eye sunglasses and I hate them even more when there is some sort of bizarro embelleshment on said sunglasses that draws even more attention to them. The shades Sam Faiers is wearing in these shots, snapped at Ibiza, might be the worst I’ve ever seen. I mean, they’re tacky and they’re not flattering, a real shame since Sam has such incredible eyes. Those sunglasses ruined these shots for me. Luckily, I’m the only person on the face of the planet that feels that way so everyone else should enjoy the photos quite a bit because glasses aside, Sam looks hot hot hot here.

January 27, 2014

Helen Flanagan Is One Classy Broad

Would someone please tell Helen Flanagan that see-thru dresses belong in the bedroom, not on the street? This isn’t something someone should need to explain to a person, but here we are. These shots show Helen Flanagan in a see-thru dress, leaving Whiskey Mist night club in London proving she doesn’t have a lick of common sense. Does she look sexy? Sure. Are people talking about her? Absolutely but is it really worth it. Self respecting women everywhere are rolling their eyes right now. Well done, Helen. Well done.

January 13, 2014
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Katy Perry Kicked My Ass

Katy Perry kicked my ass the night before last. I’ve worked a long, hard night tearing down the store I was managing over Christmas and then – boom! Out of nowhere, there’s Katy Perry and she’s enraged. I can’t remember what I said or did to make her angry but boy, was she angry. Her fists were flying, her boobs were bouncing and those eyes – I saw murder in those eyes. Then I woke up, confused and shaken. Now here I am all these days later, looking at these photos and that ass kicking is all I can think about so thank you, subconscious brain. Thanks so much for ruining Katy Perry for me. I hope you’re happy.

October 31, 2013

Miley Cyrus Looking … Classy? WHAT?

So I saw Miley Cyrus name on my assignments list and clicked on the photos with my eyes pre-rolled and my hand all ready to cover my mouth as I sarcastically yawned over Miley’s newest outrageous stunt and then I looked at the photos. Huh? Miley looks … classy again? Now this, Miley Cyrus – this is how it’s done. Keep us on our feet! Keep us guessing! Who’s gonna show up for the party? Slutty Miley? Classy Miley? Somewhere in between? I was just about to count Miley out as yet another teen star who struck out to present a more mature image and went to far with it only to find there was no going back. While I’m not ready to say Miley has avoided that yet, these photos are a great indication that there is still hope.

October 22, 2013
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Serinda Swan Shows Off Her Body But Stays Classy

Serinda Swan is definitely one of my favorite young ladies working in the entertainment industry today. She’s beautiful, talented and doesn’t seem to be letting the spotlight go to her head. The outfit she’s chosen for this red carpet event is perfect, in my opinion. It shows off her body and makes her look extremely sexy but it’s still classy and formal. Sometimes young performers miss the mark in the classy department in an attempt to get noticed but Serinda doesn’t seem to fall victim to that. Lovely young lady. I can’t wait to see more of her.