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November 6, 2012
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Nicole Trunfio And Her Sandy Behind On The Beach.

I have been very, very clear about my feelings for Nicole Trunfio. She’s gorgeous. I love her. That’s pretty much it. For that reason, new pictures of her are always both exciting and frustrating because I love to look at them but hate to write about them. I don’t know how many different ways I can say I love the girl without sounding boring and repetitive. Perhaps I’ll give poetry a try. I present to you, “Nicole Trunfio: A Haiku”

“Nicole Trunfio,
As hot as the blazing sun.
Ow my eyes! They burn!

Beautiful goddess,
Oh stunning creature I fear
Your beauty slays me.”

Thank you. Thank you. Nicole Trunfio – inspiring bad poetry with her booty since 2002.

August 1, 2012
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Nicole Trunfio Is So Hot She Hurts My Eyes.

I’m not kidding. I might have to write this post with sunglasses on because I can’t bring myself to look directly at the hotness that is Nicole Trunfio. She is pretty much the walking, talking epitome of my ideal woman. The fact that she happens to be with an also gorgeous woman, Jessica Gomes, in these photos from Miami only makes matters worse. I’m having a hard time concentrating on writing this post. I just keep going back and looking at the pictures. Okay. Focus. So here we have Nicole Trunfio and Jessica Gomes being crazy hot in Miami as … nope. I just can’t do it. There is too much sexy in these photos. I can’t take it.

May 21, 2012
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Nicole Trunfio Is Astoundingly Sexy

I absolutely adore Nicole Trunfio. The woman is so incredibly beautiful. I’ve seen her work with a lot of different designers and a lot of big names but she hasn’t quite become a household name yet. I think that will change and I wouldn’t be surprised if it changed soon. Here in Malibu, Nicole shows off all of the things that make her one of my favorite models. Her body is incredible but she isn’t too super skinny. She has beautiful hair and a beautiful face to match. She doesn’t seem hung up on looking picture perfect every minute of every day and I find that incredibly appealing as well. I love these photos and I can’t wait to see this girl really break out and become the next big thing in the modeling world.

November 7, 2012
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Bad Poetry About Kim Kardashian And Her Ass.

I will forgo the attempts at a haiku this time and instead, will focus on a more abstract kind of poem. I don’t kknow much about this sort of thing but I promise, it will be just as bad as my Nicole Trunfio haiku. This bad poem of course focuses on Kim Kardashian’s ass thanks to these photos of the curvy babe that were snapped in Miami. I hope you all enjoy it.

Roses are red,

Violets smell awesome.

Is that Kim K’s ass,

Or is she smuggling a possum?

That thing is so big,

It gets all the boys going.

Kim looks fantastic

With all the trunk junk she’s towing.

One more verse for Kim’s ass,

This is taking forever.

My poem sucks but the point,

Is Kim’s ass is a treasure.

Wow. I don’t even want to admit how long that took me to write. You can all thank commenter Dweeb Malloy for my repeat performance. I am to please … or disappoint. Seriously though – enjoy these great close ups of Kim Kardashian’s behind. The lady sure knows how to rock a pair of stretch pants.