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January 27, 2011
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Paris Hilton And Her Enormous Feet

People like to find one flaw on a gorgeous celebrity and run wild with it. Is it jealousy? I can’t speak for the rest of the world but for me, yeah, it totally is. I want to be gorgeous and rich although the famous part just seems like a pain in the ass. Megan Fox has a weird thumb. Nicole Kidman has her frozen forehead. Paris Hilton has… well, Paris has a lot of things. Her weird jaw, her pointy nose. There’s a lot to choose from. What I can’t get passed though is those clown feet of hers. The rest of her looks pretty hot in these pictures, but I can’t take my eyes off her feet. Of course when she opens her mouth, you can add her vapid personality to the list but in pictures, it’s always the feet for me. I take solace knowing that in a world where Paris is better than me in just about every way imaginable, I at least have normal lady-sized feet.

November 13, 2010
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Katy Perry In Vinyl Cupcake Dress

Yes, I love Katy Perry. I find her pretty like a trashy china doll. She isn’t afraid to show off her body, but she looks adorable at the same time. Her music can be a bit grating and generic but for some inexplicable reason, I enjoy it. I’m also the first person to admit I don’t really know why. Performing here at the Windows Phone Launch Concert in her vinyl dress printed with cupcakes, Katy put her foot in her mouth (figuratively) when she asked the crowd if they were enjoying their free drinks only to find out it was a cash bar. Oops. Even though she reminded the crowd that Microsoft pretty much owns the world and didn’t even shell out cash for an open bar, she still managed to keep the crowd happy and entertained.

September 20, 2010
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Heidi Montag Keeps Her Boobs Covered

Heidi Montag took a break from ‘accidentally’ flashing her big ‘ole fake boobs to the press to, well, do whatever it is Heidi was doing in Costa Rica. Here’s the disturbing part. As much as I loathe everything about this bimbo, I have to admit, she looks pretty cute here. I love the busy print on the bikini and I love that there’s actually a little bit of expression on her face. She looks like she’s kind of having fun. I don’t know that a sex tape actually exists or if it was another one of Speidi’s publicity stunts, but I dare say, I might actually watch it if this is the Holly on the tape. I’m a little curious though. Her mouth is open in all of these pictures. Do you figure one of those ten plastic procedures robbed her of the ability to close her mouth? If not, it’s a shame. Heidi is definitely one of those girls that should be seen and not heard. I think that’s the way she likes it.

June 13, 2010
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Megan Fox Photo Shoot Makes Weird Look Good

Megan Fox loves to get people talking. Whenever she opens her mouth you know she’s going to say something controversial. In her photos for Interview Magazine for June 2010, the foxy Ms. Fox reminds us that she not only knows how to get people’s attention with her words but her body as well. Posing with a look-alike mannequin, Megan turns up the heat and turns up the weird making every guy imagine what it would be like to be in the middle of Megan Fox sandwich. So what if one of them is a dummy. One of them is still Megan Fox. It’s hard to find a downside there.

August 18, 2008
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Jenny McCarthy Sexy Poses With Her Pets

First of all, these photos of Jim Carrey’s girlfriend Jenny McCarthy has all sorts of wrongs. Her hair doesn’t look right. I prefer seeing her in her original bobcut, and she looks so much younger here. I wonder if these are old photos or if she just hired a very good surgeon to give her good doses of botox? Anyways, here’s Jenny posing with her pets. I see a cat, a dog and a rabbit. She’s definitely a lover of furry friends. What’s a bit weird, though, is that she kept on opening her mouth wide in these poses. I wonder why? What do you think?

Jenny McCarthy

June 4, 2008
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Tiffany Mulheron Wants You To Take A Bath With Her

Oh yes, the title of this post is a mouthful but really, you can’t help but be awed with these photos of ultra sexy Tiffany Mulheron. Has your jaw dropped yet? Tiffany may still be a “starlet” but I bet you, she’ll be the star of many more films to come. This Scottish beauty will soon grace the silver screen via the movie “Lesbian Vampire Killers” (yep, that’s really the title!). These photos will definitely help catapult Tiffany to fame, don’tcha think so?

Tiffany Mulheron

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