I don’t entirely know what the Fashion Awards are but I know they were held in New York and a whole lot of extraordinarily attractive women attended. Over the last few days, I’ve had the pleasure of writing about many of those hot women. Now that I know Adriana Lima was there as well, I can’t help but feel like I should’ve been there. I can’t imagine what all of that hot must’ve looked like in one spot. I would’ve almost certainly felt like some kind of mutated freak with my normal looking face but I wouldn’t care. Just to bask in the beauty of all these supermodels for one evening? Totally worth the hit to my self esteem. It’s not like I’d be thinking about how I looked anyway. I’d be way too busy trying to figure out a way to convince everyone to turn the ritzy event into a panties party without sounding like a freak. Pretty sure that wouldn’t be possible. Yup – probably a good thing I wasn’t there.
