So maybe Teresa Palmer is a little more attractive when makeup is giving her a helping hand but I still think she’s gorgeous without it. That probably has something to do with the fact that I’m madly in lust with her. I guess that makes me a little bias. I find it incredibly alluring when a celebrity woman has the guts to go out without makeup, knowing she will be photographed. For the average woman on the street it’s not really a big deal but the average woman on the street isn’t going to have her makeupless face splashed across magazine covers and all over the internet. The average woman also isn’t constantly compared to pictures of herself in which she was worked on by a team of professional hair and makeup artists. I have tons of respect for a famous woman who isn’t afraid to let her bare face show and for that reason, I have tons of respect for Teresa.

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I get it Miley. You’ve been working out, lost some weight, toned up your body and now you want to show that body off. Even so, maybe this wasn’t the best choice fashion wise for a day of shoe shopping. People are worried about you, honey. They think you’re going off the rails. I personally think you’re just fine and are proud of how you look. Nothing wrong with that. I’m just not sure why you’d want to give the haters more to hate on. In these photos, taken in New York, Miley Cyrus is wearing something I would actually consider wearing if I thought I could pull it off. I would probably only wear it to the beach but hey, that’s just me. I think she looks great but I know someone is going to rip her a new one over the choice. I feel a little bad for the girl, especially since I’ve done the new one ripping a time or two. My opinion of her has changed though. She seems more mature and more in control of her life. I think that’s exactly what she needed. I hope I’m right but I have been wrong before. I wish nothing but the best for Miley and I hope there are bright things in her future.

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I have a weird kind of thing going on with Audrina Patridge. I didn’t like her, then I liked her, now I’m just kind of bored by her. I think she’s a good looking woman but I feel like there’s something about her that just falls a little flat for me. I guess the problem is that there is never anything new with pictures of her. The same can be said for a lot of the women I post about on here but they hold my attention more than Audrina does. It’s not really that I don’t like her. It’s just that I don’t really get excited when I see her name on my assignment list. To be honest, I had to struggle to even write this post because I just had nothing to see. Audrina Patridge is hot. What’s next?

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So “American Idol” producers have foolishly ignored my suggestion to bring Avril Lavigne on as a judge for the show’s next season. They chose Mariah Carey instead. I’m going to go ahead and call that a massive mistake. Mariah is a nutcase – a talented nutcase, but a nutcase none the less. Crew members have said she was a nightmare to work with during her stint as a guest mentor a few seasons back. The same crew members have said Jennifer Lopez was a delight. I’m not sure what they would say about Avril, but I guess we’ll never know. None of that matters though. What matters is the fact that Avril Lavigne is on vacation in Mexico which means we can expect at least another set – maybe more – of gorgeous Avril Lavigne bikini pictures similar to this one. I can’t complain about that. I think Avril is gorgeous. More than that, she’s unique. She does things her own way – her hair for example – and I think that’s just fantastic. I think she would’ve been a great judge but hey, can’t win ’em all, I suppose.

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Here’s the weird thing about Victoria Silvstedt. People either love her or hate her. What’s that phrase I so often read in the comment section that’s used to describe Victoria? Ah yes, plastic vomit. I don’t really get that. Sure she’s probably had a little work done – maybe even a lot – but she doesn’t look plastic to me and she definitely doesn’t look like vomit, at least from where I’m sitting. I think she’s a beautiful woman. Here in Saint Tropez, she looks as pretty as ever. I guess everyone is going to have a different opinion. Beauty really is in the eye of the beholder, after all. To me, she looks fantastic. To you, she might not. Agree to disagree?

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If Kate Upton is fat, I demand to see photos of someone who is skinny. I mean that. I don’t believe a skeleton with skin stretched over it is sexy. You know who I think is sexy? Kate freaking Upton. Look at this woman! I demand to know where the fat is on that body. For those of you that have no idea what the heck I’m talking about, let me tell you all about it. A few weeks back, a blogger posted a rather scathing review of Kate’s body. In this post, the woman called Kate a whole lot of extremely unpleasant names, fat probably being the nicest of them. I would link to the blog but it doesn’t deserve more traffic than it already gets. Let me be clear. There is nothing in the world wrong with being skinny. I am a very skinny girl. The skeleton with skin stretched over it? That’s pretty much me. I’m okay with that. Kate has a bit of meat on her bones but that does not mean she’s fat. The blog in question said it’s designed to help skinny women feel comfortable with who they are. That’s fine. I agree that skinny women sometimes get picked on just as much as heavier women and that’s wrong. My problem is the idea that you have to tear someone else down to make yourself feel better. I can be harsh on celebrities sometimes but I’m not here to make anyone feel good and I would never call out a woman on her body type unless she looked unhealthy – heavy women and skinny women alike. People need to learn how to be cool with who they are or work toward looking how they want to look in a healthy way. It’s about respecting yourself but that doesn’t mean disrespecting other people in the process.

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