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So Helen Flanagan went to the James Milner Foundation Ball in Manchester and decided to wear what I have to assume was intended to be a child’s Halloween costume or possibly, a child’s costume for a beauty pageant or dance recital. On a child, it would look adorable. On a full grown woman, it just looks ridiculous. The only thing I don’t hate about this entire outfit is her shoes. The hair would probably be nice if she didn’t choose to wear it like this with this particular outfit. It looks like she’s paired a ballerina bun with a child’s ballerina costume and is attempting to be sexy in it. No. It just doesn’t work. On any level. I don’t get it and now I have a headache. Thanks, Helen. Thanks so much.

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I like Kendall Jenner despite generally disliking anyone and everything associated with the Kardashians. Kendall is different to me. The fact that she’s posing with a dolphin in these photos from Las Vegas only makes me love her more. I am fairly disturbed that the dolphin isn’t in the water but hey, dolphin! Yay! I have a bit of a dolphin obsession. My dolphin obsession is only topped by my penguin obsession, my squirrel obsession and my obsession with cats playing pianos so these pictures make me happy. Did you know dolphins have sex for fun, just like humans? Just a fun little tidbit I picked up somewhere along the line. Also, ducks have penises. Isn’t that weird? Anyway – dolphin. Kendall Jenner. Great photos.

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A few short hours ago, I had the opportunity to write a post about some very sexy Candice Swanepoel pics and decided it was probably the best way to start by day. Now I get to write about a set of Erin Heatherton bikini pics and I’ve decided this is shaping up to be an awesome day at the office. Although looking ahead at the names on my assignment list I feel certain there will be a few low points, Erin and Candice have me in a good enough mood that I don’t even care about those low points. It’s hard to decide what I love most about these pictures. I think it might be the fact that they aren’t solely bikini pictures. I like a woman in a nice one piece. It proves that it’s possible to look great without showing as much skin as you would show in a bikini and I appreciate that. No matter what kind of suit she wears though, Erin always looks incredible.

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I was wondering if I’d have to write about these photos and now, here we are. I’m writing about them, you’re reading about them and Anne Hathaway is out there somewhere shaking her head at all of us. She doesn’t get why her crotch shots are such a big deal. To be honest, I don’t really either. It’s not like you can see full vag. It’s just a little puff of hair. I’m far more impressed by the rest of the photos from the Les Miserables premiere, New York. Anne looks fabulous. I love the dress. I love the shoes and while I prefer her longer hair, I do like the shorter hair as well. I think this is a beautiful, classy woman – crotch shots or not.

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Sometimes it’s nice to bring out the classics, isn’t it? I already had a mean dislike of Kim Kardashian going on when she posted for Playboy but when I saw the pictures, I had to give credit where credit was do. The lady looked fantastic. Now that some time has passed and my feelings for Kim had softened a little bit, I can look at the photos a bit more objectively. Yup. Still hot. Kim has an incredible body. I love her curves. I also love her confidence. This is a woman that knows how to turn it on for the camera. Of course I’m still not exactly Kim’s biggest fan but the girl looks good. I can’t even try to deny it.

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It’s a dreary, drab kind of day. It’s cold and I’m pretty sure it’s going to snow. I have a Snuggie wrapped around me and a hot cup of coffee waiting to warm my hands the moment I’m done typing this post. Beyond all that, I just generally have a nasty case of the blahs. Then I opened this set of photos to browse before I started writing and all of a sudden, everything felt right with the world. I love Olga Kurylenko. I wasn’t a huge fan of the movie “Hitman” but I loved her performance in it. Now here she is in her bathing suit and my world feels like a warmer, fuzzier, shinier, happier place. Know what I love most about Olga? She gives back. She has done so much work for the underprivileged. I think that’s fantastic – beautiful and compassionate. Yes, Olga may easily be my dream woman.

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