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I’m not a big fan of what Christmas has become. It’s all about what gifts you get and give now when it should be about family or food or something. My disdain for the holiday likely stems from the fact that, as a freelance writer, I’m perpetually broke. Anyway, this year, Elle Macpherson gave a gift I can really get behind – sexy snaps of her in a bikini on a beach in Australia. Since I love making lists, here’s a list of why I love these pictures so much:

1. They were taken in Australia and I kinda have a thing for Australia.
2. They star Elle Macpherson and I kinda have a thing for Elle Macpherson.
3. They show Elle sharing a day on the beach with her family and I like seeing people spend Christmas with their families.
4. Elle is in a bikini and she’s smoking hot.
5. I don’t need a five.

I freely admit to being a complete Scrooge but consider these pictures my ghosts of Christmas past, present and future. They really put me in the holiday spirit. Too bad Christmas is over until next year. Ah well. There’s always New Year’s Eve.

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I know these pictures are a little old by now but honestly, I just didn’t know what to write about them. I try to be a fair, logical person. I really do. It doesn’t always work, but I at least put in the effort. When I look at these pictures though, silly things like logic and reason fly out the window and I just can’t think of anything good to say about them at all. Sure she’s hot but she’s a freaking child. Forget being married to a man old enough to literally be her father. Forget that her mother signed off on the whole mess. There is no way a girl her age (sixteen for those of you who don’t know) should be posing for pictures like these. There is just no… I can’t… my head actually hurts right now. Surely someone in that girl’s life has enough common sense to say, hey, I get that it’s Christmas but you might be taking the “ho ho ho” thing a little too seriously. This just skeezes me out. The first picture alone has me questioning what little faith I had left in humanity. The worst part? I’m writing about this girl at all. She’s now a celebrity and why? Because she married an old man and is far too willing to show off her not even fully matured body yet. Someone please do the right thing and get this girl some freaking clothes and a whole lot of help.

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So Jennifer Lopez is dating Casper, one of her backup dancers. Are they getting serious? Who knows for sure but these shots were taken as they frolicked on the beach together in Hawaii with Jennifer’s kids which is probably a pretty good sign that they are. I would love to know what it is with pop superstars and their backup dancers. We went down that road with Britney Spears and Kevin Federline and, come to think of it, hasn’t Jennifer Lopez already gone down this road with ex-husband, Chris Judd. Anyway, I wish nothing but the best for Jennifer and Casper. Jennifer has had a rough go of it with the men in her life. I’d like to see her get it right. I love the woman. She deserves happiness and I’m hoping Casper can help her find it.

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Is there anything better than a gorgeous Swedish model hitting the runway in some sort of sexy outfit for the Victoria’s Secret fashion show? How about sexy Swedish model Elsa Hosk hitting the runway in a sexy outfit for the Victoria’s Secret fashion show while rocking a pretty serious camel toe? I’m going to be honest. Camel toes really don’t do anything for me. They look terribly uncomfortable and seeing as I’m a straight female, the vagina is the least attractive part of the female body for me and a camel toe immediately draws my attention to that part of the anatomy. Once again being honest, I have to admit this one doesn’t really bother me. It’s obvious but it’s not overly distracting, probably because Elsa is too hot for me to focus on any one thing. I also love the outfit she’s wearing. I’ll take one for Christmas if anyone’s feeling charitable.

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Um… is it my imagination or is that man about to attempt to do something really naughty to Rihanna? Perhaps he’s just trying to help her with her bikini bottom wedgie. Either way, lucky guy. Here on Ipanema Beach in Rio de Janeiro, Rihanna looks smoking hot in a sexy little bikini but more than that, she looks like she’s genuinely having a good day at the beach. I read a story recently about Rihanna’s video shoot in Ireland. She’d secured a farm and filming began but the man who owned the farm – a good Christian man – put a stop to the whole thing when Rihanna started prancing around topless. The farmer said he spoke with Rihanna who was very polite but even so, the story left me with two questions: where are the pictures of Rihanna topless and… well, okay, maybe it was just one question. All the same, I loved reading that Rihanna was nice to the man despite his objections to her video. Class act.

 

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U have to admit that even though these pictures are hot, I still don’t get why everyone is so crazy about Adrianne Curry. She’s hot and she’s got an incredible body but there are hotter girls who look better in bikinis. I’ll probably even wind up writing about some of them today. Here’s what I don’t get about her. She has absolutely no modesty. Sure she won the first season of “America’s Next Top Model” but that was quite some time ago now. Other than marrying (and leaving) Christopher Knight, I don’t really see why anyone still pays attention to her. Here at the Encore Beach Club in Las Vegas, Adrianne shows off her toned and fit physique with all the reserve one would expect from Ms. Curry. Who cares though? She still looks incredible.

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