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I like boobs as much as the next mostly straight but a little curious girl, but there’s something a little underwhelming about Paris Hilton’s fun bags. Maybe it’s the fact that if she isn’t showing off the v she’s showing off the t. It’s a little hard to get excited about seeing something you’ve seen a million times. I mean, at this point, I’ve seen Paris Hilton’s boobs almost as much as I’ve seen my own. All the same, Paris looks pretty hot as she presents Supermatxe Motorcycle Team at Hotel ME, Madrid – hotter than she’s looked in a long time. The question that begs to be asked, though, is does anyone actually care about this babe anymore? Isn’t she a little last year (or two years ago, for that matter)? I guess all that really matters is that Paris is willing to pose like a stripper every chance she gets so she can try to stay relevant. That’s really her ace in the whole, but seriously – has anyone else seen ‘Repo! A Genetic Opera’ and felt a little sad that Paris made herself such a joke that no one cared she was actually pretty good in that movie?

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Hey everybody look! We can see what we’ve already seen a million times but this time covered (if you can call that covered) by a thin layer of material. Who cares anymore? I demand to know. Is this still shocking? Is this still news? Paris Hilton has an ass and she appears to be quite proud of it. I can’t entirely understand why, though. It’s not really all that spectacular. It’s clear Paris wants to get her name in the headlines again so she’s flashing her rear. And it worked. I’m writing about it right now. And it will continue to work. I just hope she gets over this little habit before she’s old and grey. No one wants to see that. Well, I suppose some people do. There’s a market for everything out there these days.

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Paris Hilton has never posed for Playboy. Does that shock anyone else? While preparing this post, I did a little research to try to find the year she posed because, well, I just assumed she did. Isn’t that normally stop number one for every fame whore trying to extend their fifteen minutes? Anywho, apparently she hasn’t bared all for Playboy (yet) in the traditional sense but she came pretty close at this year’s Halloween Party at the Playboy Mansion. I liked her costume last year more. I even like the costume she wore when she went shopping for costumes more, but she still looks pretty hot. If she ever posed for the magazine, I’d probably buy a copy, although I’m not really sure why. It’s not like we haven’t seen it all before. I don’t know. This year’s crop of celebrity costumes was a bit disappointing. There’s always next year, I suppose.

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Who doesn’t go shopping for a Halloween costume wearing a Halloween costume? Well, probably anyone other than Paris Hilton, but we all know, Paris Hilton is a special kind of person. How you want to take the word ‘special’ is up to you. I liked Paris, but to be honest, she’s getting a little tired now. It’s always the same old thing with her. “Hey, I’m so hot. Pay attention to me.” She’s like some sort of robot that survives on attention. Stop looking at her and she’d wither and die. It’s kind of sad, really. At one time, it was entertaining to see what new publicity stunt she would pull. Now it’s hard to care. With the new crop of fame whores coming into power, poor Paris is kind of old news. That can’t feel good.

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Well, ya can’t blame a girl for trying. Although Paris Hilton’s last album, simply titled, ‘Paris’, didn’t exactly burn up the charts, but the girl keeps on making music. I guess she has to have something to fall back on should her career as a… well, her career in whatever it is she does that makes her famous, fall through. One thing is for certain, Paris looks hot as hell as she films the video for a new single. Will it be a smash hit? Probably not, but it’ll probably be worth a listen. As much as most self-respecting people would claim otherwise, her last album was actually pretty listenable. Paris is more talented than a lot of people give her credit for. I, for one, am excited to see the video when it’s completed.

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What is Paris Hilton famous for again? Acting? Singing? Oh right. She’s famous for being famous. That pretty much sums it up. Paris is one of those girls that basically bought her fame but you know what? I don’t really care. There’s something about Paris I like. I can’t explain it. She’s like the yappy little dog you kinda wanna kick but don’t because it’s so cute and dumb. Yeah. That’s Paris. She’s annoying. She talks more than she should, but she’s also exceedingly cute. Here in St. Tropez, Paris shows us how hard she has it by drinking champagne, partying on the beach and posing for pictures. She has an image to live up to, after all. So what if she got busted for pot possession twice in one month? She has the money to pay a fine and buy herself out of any real trouble. She might spend a few hours in jail, but it’s all very been there, done that for Paris – and hey, a little time in the clink will give her street cred; something this girl lost a long time ago.

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