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It’s confession time, people. Are you ready? Here goes… *deep breath* I used to be a Tila Tequila fan. I don’t know how it happened. I was young, wild and confused. I wanted to fit in and all my friends liked her. I guess it was peer pressure – kinda like how I ended up smoking. Regardless, I tirelessly defended her against the ‘haters’ until one day, I too became one of the haters. Okay, that’s not entirely accurate. I don’t actually hate her. I just… dislike her in a very strong way. It has everything to do with her tireless campaigning to further her fifteen minutes of fame; fifteen minutes that were about about an hour ago by my watch. All the same, here are some pictures of Tila as she ‘performs’ at F World Splash Bar in New York. Enjoy?

I freaking love Lacey Schwimmer. I really do. The lady is gorgeous, talented and has the sort of feisty personality that just makes me melt. I normally don’t like girls that are overly athletic there is really a fine line between athletic and masculine but Lacey manages to walk that line gracefully. Her body is just ridiculous and I love that she’s not afraid to show that off. Here at Lady Foot Locker in LA, Lacey shows off her lovely legs, her toned abs and her infectious personality, all while just trying on shoes and sportswear. I hope she gets to stick around this season on Dancing with the Stars despite the fact that her partner, Chaz Bono, really can’t dance. Still love him though and love her. The two of them together are entertaining of nothing else.

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I don’t really know how this photoshoot has anything to do with shoes but I don’t actually care. This XTi Shoes photoshoot staring the stunning Irina Sheik is so hot I’m frightened my eyes may actually melt. I love this woman – everything about her from the top of her head to the heels of her shoes I guess I’m supposed to be paying attention to. I’ll be honest – there are a few pairs of shoes here I’d actually buy assuming I had money to waste on such things. I doubt they’d make me look nearly as good as Irina but hey, a girl can dream.

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Now that is an ass. I love Federica Nargi even though I really don’t know who she is. I know she’s a television personality and I know she’s smoking hot. I’m pretty sure that’s all I need to know. Here in Formentera, Federica shows off some more of the assets that made me fall in love with her in the first place – her ass, the rest of that ridiculous body and that killer smile of hers. The woman just looks like she’s having a great time frolicking on the beach. It just so happens that she looks stunning as she’s doing it. Love her. Can’t wait to see more shots of her – hopefully wearing something similar to what she’s wearing in these ones.

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Kim Kardashian just got married. She was spotted out at the Bowlmore Lanes in New York appearing to hide her stomach. Let the pregnancy rumors begin. I would like to state for the record, I don’t deal in rumors. It doesn’t look like she’s pregnant to me – or even really hiding her stomach for that matter. I think it’s kind of silly that people go so nuts with these pregnancy rumors but I don’t think it’s just a celebrity thing. When a woman gets married, people start watching her belly. Heaven forbid you have a big meal. I don’t really like Kim’s choice of outfit here but I guess she looks pretty hot. One thing I hope we can all agree on though is that the last thing this world needs is another Kardashian.

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I don’t really understand the purpose of celebrity perfumes. I only own one celebrity fragrance. I bought it because it smelled pretty and was on sale for about ten bucks for a giant bottle. That’s how I do my shopping, folks. It is Britney Spears’ perfume. Curious, I think it’s called. What does that have to do with Heidi Klum? Nothing really. I just really don’t like these pictures of her promoting her new fragrance ‘Shine’ in Hollywood but I really don’t want to say that. I love Heidi so talking about the ugly dress she’s wearing just feels wrong. I guess I did it anyway. Whatever. That’s my job.

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