Pop singer (wow, from pop superstar, she’s now reduced to pop singer, eh?) Britney Spears recently drove around town wearing something as seductive as this. Wonder if she had nipple covers on? Because if she didn’t and the straps fell off, the paps would have definitely had a field day. Too bad nothing fell off. Boo! Hah! Anyhoo – what I’m really interested in is how she can manage to drive wearing sunglasses at night (oh hey that’s a line from a song! Maybe she should record that?).
Here we have Kim Kardashian at the “Style Your Slim” Fashion Show in Los Angeles. You have to know that Kimmy at a Slim Fashion show is just sparking sooo many jokes, inside my head. Does she not own a mirror at home? Does she have no friends to give her style advice? Why would anyone with that caboose wear something so form-fitting? The odd thing is, she is showing it off… oh please camera, back away, spare me the nightmares now. Ok, she doesn’t look as bad as she has, I mean, this is definitely a marked improvement from the famous pink velour track suit.
And if you ever wondered just how those former supermodels stayed so superthin, it’s not ALL in the genes. Here is supermodel extraordinaire Naomi Campbell at Punta del Este, in Uruguay. She seems to be working up quite a sweat to keep that smokin’ body of hers in supermodel shape. Huh, I almost didn’t recognize her without a cell phone. Hey, maybe the workout has nothing to do with maintaining weight. Maybe it’s part of her anger management program. What do you think?
Yes, she is AT 27 dresses, not IN 27 dresses. Here is Jennifer Love Hewitt at the 27 Dresses premiere in Los Angeles. The movie stars Katherine Heigl and is a proverbial ‘always a bridesmaid’ type story. Jennifer didn’t really need 27 dresses for the occasion, who does really except maybe Cher, but you think she may have wanted to be a little more close-lidded when it came to her top. I mean, sexy is one thing but I am really thinking the ‘Too Much Information’ alert should be sounded soon. Mind you, this IS the girl who also thinks she’s a size 2 so go figure. And p.s. does she know any other pose? Or is her hand actually glued to her hip? Just curious…
Let’s face it. If year 2007 was Rihanna’s year, it seems 2008 is still going to be our favorite “Umbrella” singer’s year. Nothing’s stopping this sexy Barbados charmer! Of course, apart from her golden voice, it also helps that she’s very pretty and curvaceous. Just recently, she showed everyone just how toned and prim and proper she can be. Wearing this little black dress and a pair of golden shoes, Rihanna painted a pretty picture of a pop star on a continuous rise.
Ever seen someone fully swathed in yellow? Well if you haven’t, then you’re in for a treat. Here’s the newest Miss (or missus?) Yellow kid on the block, Spice Girl Victoria Beckham. I wonder why she didn’t wear something yellow for her hair? Maybe it’d appear too much? Anyhoo, Posh was photographed here as she and her hubby, not-so-popular football player David as they left the St. Albans restaurant in London. Out for a romantic date, are we?
