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I used to hate Gwyneth Paltrow with the fiery passion I usually reserve for self loathing but I felt the stuck up Brit-wannabe had it coming. I mean, GOOP? Have you ever been to that pretentious ‘lifestyle’ website that is basically Gwyn trying to show everyone how ‘normal’ she is when instead she just comes off as a clueless, rich c-word completely out of touch with what ‘normal’ actually is. Right. Anyway, despite that little mini rant, I’ve actually come to like her again. She seems capable of making fun of herself and I loved her appearance on Glee. That said, the woman needs to eat something. She has no breasts whatsoever. Saying she’s flat as a board would be insulting to boards. Somehow. I mean, here in Barbados, she looks a little scary skinny. Whatever, though. She’s still hot and I’m sure she couldn’t care less what I think. I know if I were here, I wouldn’t.

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Before I get to talking about how hot Amber Heard looks in these pictures from BBC’s Top Gear, I’d like to talk about me for a second. Yes. Boring old me. Amber is going to be playing Chenault in (the far too long in the works) screen adaptation of Hunter S. Thompson’s amazing book, ‘The Rum Diary’. There are three things that inspired me to be a freelance writer – my insanely erratic sleep schedule, my need for gainful employment while I finish my book and before it becomes a best seller and finally the words of Hunter S. Thompson. My prized possession is a first edition copy of ‘Hell’s Angels’. I even stole the name ‘Chenault’ for my Twitter name although I had to use an underscore at the beginning and the end because someone else beat me to the idea. Jerks. I can’t friggin’ wait for this movie to come out. Johnny Depp, Aaron Eckhart, Giovanni Ribisi and Amber Heard? Yes. It will be epic. Amber is the perfect girl for the role – sexy yet innocent with a bit of a retro vibe going on. This will be ridiculous. Anyway, yes. Moving on. Amber Heard looks hot in these pictures and that classy, yet sexy, gray dress. Did I mention she’s going to be playing Chenault in ‘The Rum Diaries’?

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Ashton Kutcher is a lucky, lucky man. Yes. He definitely is. Demi Moore is a complete babe. I don’t care how old she is. She also looks like she’d be a lot of fun but to take a man like Kutcher, one assumes she would have to be. After cheating allegation broke about Ashton, rumors began to swirl that the couple has an open marriage and sometimes has threesomes with other women. Where can I apply for that position? Sharing a bed with Ashton and Demi – two of the most gorgeous people on the planet? Yeah. I could go for some of that.

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Rachelle Lefevre is probably most famous right now for a role she didn’t even get to play. Well, I suppose that isn’t entirely true. She played the role of bad ass vampire temptress, Victoria, in the first Twilight movie – a role she was supposed to reprise in ‘The Twilight Saga: New Moon’. It was a small role in the first film but was much bigger in New Moon. How did Rachelle do? We’ll never know. Rachelle was given the boot just before filming was to begin. Why? Well, no one really knows. The official story is that she double booked herself and the producers refused to work around her schedule. Others claim she was holding out for more money and the producers gave her the boot to send a message to other actors who were considering doing the same thing. Regardless, Rachelle is hot and her career should recover just fine in time.

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Vanessa Hudgens. Vanessa Hudgens half naked. I’m not entirely sure when talking about a Vanessa Hudgens photo shoot one need to mention her lack of clothing. At this point, it’s almost assumed, isn’t it? I mean, sure, sometimes she’s playing up the cute, innocent side of her but she’s always half naked while she does it. It’s hard to argue with the logic that probably goes into that plan though. Her biggest asset really is that she’s hot. She’s a mediocre actress and an alright singer. Her body sets her apart from some of her more talented contemporaries so why not show it off. Aside from that, she obviously works hard at keeping herself in shape. Maybe I’ll stop hating on this one. Really, she’s not doing anything different than many of her peers. I’m officially removing Vanessa from my gripe list. It was pretty crowded anyway.

We get it. Miley Cyrus is all grown up and can’t be tamed. Does anyone even care anymore. Much like Lady Gaga’s crazy clothes are getting boring, so are Miley’s various body parts. We all know it’s only a matter of time before completely naked pictures ‘leak’ and she cements her place among the bad girls of pop ‘music’ so why waste time with these ridiculous get ups. I actually thought Miley looked pretty good at the Grammy’s (the longer black and gold dress in these pictures). The dress was revealing but it wasn’t super over the top. Then she shows up in this mesh topped, breast baring mess and I remember that classy Miley is always fleeting – replaced quickly by attention hungry Miley. With news that she’s barely on speaking terms with her father, one has to wonder if he doesn’t need to step in and put a stop to this insanity before the world ends up with another Brittany Lohan. Miley – the world now officially talks about your boobs more than your music. Take the hit, put some clothes on and make a decent record. You’re losing the little credibility you had.

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