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Kate Bosworth is hot so who cares if she’s wearing shorts that look like she may have inadvertently sat on a Smurf – or a few Smurfs or Smurves, maybe? What is the plural for Smurf? Anyway, Kate’s kind of really gorgeous but I can’t help wondering what happened to her career. I’ve liked her in everything I’ve seen her in, but when I really think about it, that’s only really been a few different things. I suppose that matters about as much as the proper plural form of ‘Smurf’ considering how hot she is. Sure she really doesn’t have an ass to speak of, but one can’t be too picky. Her legs are ridiculous so if the ass doesn’t please you, look a little lower.

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For a woman known more and more for her outrageous fashion choices, the black and white outfit Rihanna chose to wore in this shoot is actually pretty tame. The clothes are not my problem with these pictures. Rihanna – what have you done to your hair? Sure, I was growing tired of the fire engine red and that massive frizz fest you were sporting recently didn’t do you any favors but I have never, ever seen a look less flattering than this one. I’m going to stop short of comparing this hair style to another rather famous hairstyle sported by a much younger male pop star (mainly because I try my hardest to avoid ever mentioning his name anywhere at any time for any reason at all) but the similarities are pretty obvious. The black streak does little to change it. I don’t know, Ri Ri. I love you and I love your music, but your style has really been slipping lately. Bring back to the lovely long hair you had when the world first met you. You looked so much better.

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Lara Bingle is one of those lucky women who can look good no matter what they do. I don’t understand women like that, myself. Okay, to be honest, I am passionately jealous about women like that. I can look good too but it takes hours in front of a mirror. I have a feeling Lara rolls out of bed in the morning looking hot. Sickening. I kid, of course. Here in Sydney, Lara shows off why she’s such a popular model. Look at her. She’s not only gorgeous but she’s also relaxed. She looks like she’s just enjoying her day in the sun and no one can blame her for that.

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Sometimes it has got to suck to be working airport security. You have to deal with rude people and the knowledge that you’ll have a lot of questions to answer if anyone happens to get by you with something they shouldn’t have. It probably happens all the time. Other times, Friday Night Lights beauty Minka Kelly arrives and you have the grueling task of convincing yourself patting her down just because she’s hot is actually a bad idea. Have you ever seen that episode of Punk’d where Ashton Kutcher sets up celebrities trying to enter the MTV building by ensuring they aren’t able to pass through the metal detector without setting it off; causing said celebrities to have to strip down. That has got to be a serious temptation for the men working security here.

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With no fewer than six films coming out in the next little while, Olivia Wilde is clearly one of the more in demand actresses in the industry today. She may not have the star power of say, Angelina Jolie, but I think that may very well be where she’s headed. The woman is stunning – absolutely beautiful – but she also seems very down to earth. She strikes me as the sort of woman who can hit the studio for some high glamor photo shoot in the afternoon and spend the night hanging out, talking cars and drinking beer with the boys. Any woman that has a passion for classic cars and can win a pancake eating contest is good in my books. The fact that she’s one of the sexiest women I’ve ever seen is just icing on the cake.

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People like to find one flaw on a gorgeous celebrity and run wild with it. Is it jealousy? I can’t speak for the rest of the world but for me, yeah, it totally is. I want to be gorgeous and rich although the famous part just seems like a pain in the ass. Megan Fox has a weird thumb. Nicole Kidman has her frozen forehead. Paris Hilton has… well, Paris has a lot of things. Her weird jaw, her pointy nose. There’s a lot to choose from. What I can’t get passed though is those clown feet of hers. The rest of her looks pretty hot in these pictures, but I can’t take my eyes off her feet. Of course when she opens her mouth, you can add her vapid personality to the list but in pictures, it’s always the feet for me. I take solace knowing that in a world where Paris is better than me in just about every way imaginable, I at least have normal lady-sized feet.

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