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I’m not sure I’ve mentioned this recently, but if not, I’ll mention it again. I love Sofia Vergara. I love everything about her. She’s gorgeous. She’s talented. She’s outspoken. She’s gorgeous. Did I already say gorgeous? No matter. It’s worth repeating. I love seeing her in more covered up, dressed down attire because it proves that she can pull off any look. I still love the cleavage shots and the bikinis, but there’s something appealing about seeing her just going about her normal routine. I think this is a lady you’re going to see have a bright and lasting career – assuming that famous outspoken streak doesn’t make her too many enemies.

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Paris Hilton has never posed for Playboy. Does that shock anyone else? While preparing this post, I did a little research to try to find the year she posed because, well, I just assumed she did. Isn’t that normally stop number one for every fame whore trying to extend their fifteen minutes? Anywho, apparently she hasn’t bared all for Playboy (yet) in the traditional sense but she came pretty close at this year’s Halloween Party at the Playboy Mansion. I liked her costume last year more. I even like the costume she wore when she went shopping for costumes more, but she still looks pretty hot. If she ever posed for the magazine, I’d probably buy a copy, although I’m not really sure why. It’s not like we haven’t seen it all before. I don’t know. This year’s crop of celebrity costumes was a bit disappointing. There’s always next year, I suppose.

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Okay, before I start my usual ‘Kim Kardashian is a babe’ thing, I’d like to just take a moment to comment on the first picture shown here from the Venetian Resort Casino in Las Vegas. Is it my imagination or is Kim K checking out that other girl’s boobs? Is it also my imagination that she seems to be talking about those same boobs in the later pictures? I don’t think so. Maybe Kim is considering playing for the other team for a while. I hear that’s all the rage these days with Christina Aguilera’s marriage apparently coming to an end because she was more interested in ladies. Could Kim K be next? I think Christina and Kim would make a lovely couple and the sex tape would be badass!

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It’s been a while since I’ve had the chance to rant about my distaste for Miley Cyrus and it seems it’s going to be a bit longer. I think Miley looks adorable in her little sundress – not overly sexualized. Not flashing more skin than she needs to flash. She looks fresh, youthful and happy. I like this Miley. The popstar Miley who is catching heat for writhing around half naked on a bed (and various other places) in her new video for ‘Who Owns My Heart’, I can do without. Why can’t Miley just be herself? She can’t really sing, but I’ve heard worse out there. If she actually put real, human emotions into some of her music, she might be okay. It makes me angry that it’s considered generally acceptable to let her pass on sex and seduction but little else. She’ll look back on these days in time and realize she made all the wrong decisions. It’s a shame her career will probably be over by then.

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It’s kind of weird to see Karissa Shannon doing something relatively normal while wearing something moderately conservative. I mean, sure, she’s wearing shorts so short her ass cheek hangs out a bit and a short so tight you can see every curve of her upper body but the fact that she’s wearing shorts at all is a step up from her usual attire. She has a killer body and she loves to show it off – as often as she can. I suppose there’s nothing wrong with that. It’s really her fame-whoreynesss that bugs me, but she’s hardly the worst offender. There are rumors that Miss Shannon has written, or is going to write, a tell-all book about her time at the Playboy Mansion that has a lot of Hugh Hefner’s previous girlfriends up in arms, and likely Hef himself. If I were here, I’d be a little more careful what bridges I burned. If it wasn’t for Hef, no one would even know her name. Come to think of it, would that really be such a bad thing?

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I will never understand the need some women feel to punish their boobs to make themselves look sexier. I mean, sure, her boobs look fantastic in these pictures taken in London, but the poor girl looks like she can barely breathe. Besides that, I can’t even imagine the pain her girls are in all smushed like that. Regardless, Melanie Brown (or Mel B or Scary Spice… whichever you prefer) does look pretty damn good. I’m not the biggest fan of what she’s done with her hair, but her breasts are really all I can look at. The dress is flattering and her legs look fantastic. She looks incredible. I just can’t get passed the strangled boobs. Is looking good a fair trade off for being able to breathe comfortably. Yeah, probably.

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