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I am a big Myleene Klass fan. If you’ve been following my posts here for any amount of time, you probably know this. I have to confess though – these aren’t my favorite Myleene Klass bikini photos. That isn’t to say they aren’t fantastic. They’re just not my personal favorites. Myleene does seem to be having a great time in Thailand though and that’s always nice to see. It can’t be easy to look so relaxed and natural when someone is telling you how to move and pose. I do enjoy behind the scenes shots from photo shoots like this one though, so that’s nice. These photos definitely have a lot going for them but they’re just not exceptional to me.

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Abigail Clancy is just a beauty, isn’t she? I love her face. I’m not sure what it is about her face that I love so much but there’s just something very … almost angelic about it. Her pretty eyes and those pouty lips – very appealing. Of course, her body is also incredible. I love the fact that she isn’t rail thin. She has curves in all the right places and knows how to play up those curves for the camera. She always looks so confident and self assured without looking like she’s full of herself. She’s just a beautiful young woman who seems to know and love who she is. I think that’s fantastic. I love these photos.

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Sheryl Crow isn’t always recognized for her physical attributes but I think she should be. I don’t think she necessarily fits into the traditional definition of beauty but I also think the traditional definition of beauty is changing. In this older photoshoot (it looks to me like it may have been from the “Globe Sessions” days but I might be wrong), Sheryl looks incredible. To be fair though, I’ve always found her beautiful so maybe I’m biased. I think a big part of Sheryl’s appeal, to me at least, is her talent and her honesty with her music. Some of her songs (“I Shall Believe”, “Home”, “Always On Your Side” and “God Bless This Mess”, come to mind) feel like personal confessions, like she’s opening up to the listener and telling them something personal about her life. So yes, back to the point. I’m probably a little bit biased here because of how I feel about Sheryl but I think she looks absolutely gorgeous in these photos.

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Claudia Romani always looks so freaking beautiful. I love her body and that behind is killer. I also love the fact that she doesn’t seem to be even the least but shy about showing her body off. Look at the way she’s playing it up for the cameras. That would look tacky on some women but for some reason, I find it cute and playful with Claudia. Maybe it’s because I like her so much. It’s hard to find fault with someone I’m such a big fan of. Why do I like her so much? I honestly don’t know. There’s just something about her that speaks to me. I know others aren’t nearly as into her as I am but I can only speak for myself and I say she’s fantastic.

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I can’t say I blame Vida Guerra for being a little stuck on her behind because it is most definitely a great behind but it’s hard not to feel like these Twitter pics are a little over the top. I mean, we get it – you have a killer body. Twitter pics like this always make girls look so full of themselves. Having confidence is great. Confidence is sexy. There is, however, a fine line between being confident and being full of oneself. I think Vida crossed that line with these pics. I have to be fair though. If I looked like Vida I might very well post pictures of myself just like these ones. I can’t say for sure because I love big juicy hamburgers, potato chips and pizza way too much to ever look like Vida.

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I will forgo the attempts at a haiku this time and instead, will focus on a more abstract kind of poem. I don’t kknow much about this sort of thing but I promise, it will be just as bad as my Nicole Trunfio haiku. This bad poem of course focuses on Kim Kardashian’s ass thanks to these photos of the curvy babe that were snapped in Miami. I hope you all enjoy it.

Roses are red,

Violets smell awesome.

Is that Kim K’s ass,

Or is she smuggling a possum?

That thing is so big,

It gets all the boys going.

Kim looks fantastic

With all the trunk junk she’s towing.

One more verse for Kim’s ass,

This is taking forever.

My poem sucks but the point,

Is Kim’s ass is a treasure.

Wow. I don’t even want to admit how long that took me to write. You can all thank commenter Dweeb Malloy for my repeat performance. I am to please … or disappoint. Seriously though – enjoy these great close ups of Kim Kardashian’s behind. The lady sure knows how to rock a pair of stretch pants.

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