Shania Twain wears her cat suit like a second skin. She’s pretty decent, having underwear on and all that. She has a beautiful figure, so lithe and slim. Look at that washboard stomach. She is flat and the envy of women her age. The cameraman gives us a good view of her curvaceous butt. It looks sexy, just like the rest of her body. Shania certainly dresses and sings her best on stage.
Here you are seeing the lovely Megan Fox at the premiere of Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles. Man, does this girl really know how to show it off, huh? Pretty, pretty, pretty! Yes, this would be a classic example of a woman that can afford to go form-hugging without embarrassing herself. Personally, I think she could afford a few hamburgers as well, but that’s just me. I’m afraid to put her in the wind or something, it looks like she’d fall right over. But is it just me, or is her behind a little disproportianate to the rest of her body? I mean really, is that natural??
Pop singer (wow, from pop superstar, she’s now reduced to pop singer, eh?) Britney Spears recently drove around town wearing something as seductive as this. Wonder if she had nipple covers on? Because if she didn’t and the straps fell off, the paps would have definitely had a field day. Too bad nothing fell off. Boo! Hah! Anyhoo – what I’m really interested in is how she can manage to drive wearing sunglasses at night (oh hey that’s a line from a song! Maybe she should record that?).
Any woman in any black ensemble, I believe, always looks good. Apart from the fact that it’s slimming, black transforms a woman into a foxy temptress. Chantelle Houghton is a good example of this. At the Opening Night Varekai event at the magical Cirque Du Soleil in London, the temptress herself strutted her all-clothed-in-black stuff. You like?
Kim Cattrall has a fantastic body for her age. She was made to wear the big bikini bottom to reflect the 1950s Bridget Jones’ style. The panty is a kind of body support to help tuck in the tummy. I don’t think Kim needs that. She looks good without any aid. Kim’s cleavage is awesome too. Her bikini top is pretty decent, with just sufficient cloth to cover and show what a decent looking bikini should be. Kim is style and class!
Here we have Kim Kardashian at the “Style Your Slim†Fashion Show in Los Angeles. You have to know that Kimmy at a Slim Fashion show is just sparking sooo many jokes, inside my head. Does she not own a mirror at home? Does she have no friends to give her style advice? Why would anyone with that caboose wear something so form-fitting? The odd thing is, she is showing it off… oh please camera, back away, spare me the nightmares now. Ok, she doesn’t look as bad as she has, I mean, this is definitely a marked improvement from the famous pink velour track suit.
