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We’re using to seeing Kelly Book showing off her lovely body in bikinis on thee beach, but this more covered up, more natural side of Kelly is also very appealing. I like the fact that she doesn’t feel the need to slather her fact with a pound of makeup for a quick trip out because, unlike many of the other ‘beautiful’ female celebrities out there, she still looks beautiful. I also like the fact that even in more casual clothes, she still manages to show off her fantastic ass – and that definitely is a fantastic ass. I’m all for seeing Kelly like this more often, although I’ll admit, I do miss the bikini pictures. I’m sure it won’t be long before more of those pop up, though. Thankfully.

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As a Canadian, I always feel the need to like Canadian celebrities. It’s a country pride thing. I’m proud to be Canadian and I’m proud of the talent Canada produces. Then there’s Jayde Nicole. Why do I have a problem with her and not Pam Anderson? I can’t quite explain it, to be honest. Jayde is pretty and mostly famous for her Playboy pictorials for which she was named Playmate of the Year in 2008. Pam is pretty and mostly famous – well, okay, Pam’s famous for more than just Playboy but most of it involves being either naked or scantily clad. There’s just something about Jayde that rubs me the wrong way. Perhaps it was falsely accusing Joe Francis (of Girl’s Gone Wild Fame) of punching her in the face. I hate women who lie about things like that. It makes it harder for women who are actually the victims of violence at the hands of men have a harder time proving it. Low.

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Sometimes it has got to suck to be working airport security. You have to deal with rude people and the knowledge that you’ll have a lot of questions to answer if anyone happens to get by you with something they shouldn’t have. It probably happens all the time. Other times, Friday Night Lights beauty Minka Kelly arrives and you have the grueling task of convincing yourself patting her down just because she’s hot is actually a bad idea. Have you ever seen that episode of Punk’d where Ashton Kutcher sets up celebrities trying to enter the MTV building by ensuring they aren’t able to pass through the metal detector without setting it off; causing said celebrities to have to strip down. That has got to be a serious temptation for the men working security here.

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I was never a Dancing With the Stars fan and only started watching last season because Brandy was there and I love that girl. Perhaps I picked a bad season to start watching. I loved Audrina Patridge. Granted, I didn’t care much for her before the show, but I thought she was really trying and was a pretty good dancer. Then, as quick as she appeared, she was gone. I was upset. Luckily, the shockingly early dismissal doesn’t seem to have gotten her down for long. Audrina bounced back and now has another reality show. I can’t help but wonder, though – does this girl even remember what it’s like not to have cameras following her all the time. It’s like she’s living a reality show existence, bouncing from one televised event to the next. Hey, keeps her name out there though, so I guess its not such a bad deal after all. Maybe I should have my own reality show too. It can follow me through my day as I write snarky captions about celebrities and feed my cat. Yeah. Maybe I shouldn’t have my own show.

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Most women don’t have the balls to attempt the schoolgirl look (short pleated plaid skirt with tights and an up-do) at Geri Halliwell’s age but of course Geri is not most women. In my mind, she will always be Ginger Spice. She has earned that name and she will forever own it in the hearts and minds of Spice fans everywhere. Really, this is just more of Geri being Geri and I love that about her. She just is what she is and she doesn’t care what anyone thinks. Someone once told me to dress my age but I was dressed in a Hello Kitty pajama set (pants and tank top – totally appropriate for a quick trip to the store) and was trying to buy smokes. Makes sense, I guess. That, my friends, is why I write about celebrities and am not in front of the camera. The press would catch me doing all sorts of weird stuff. Well, that and the fact that I have no discernible talent to speak of. Ha! Like that matters these days!

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Seriously? Are we still talking about Kate Gosselin? There are few ‘celebrities’ I hate more than this baby making machine. I loathe her and everything she stands for. About the only thing I hate more than Kate is her former partner in crime whose name I refuse to mention. I just wish they would both disappear into oblivion, allowing the rest of the world to forget they ever existed. The Gosselins represent for me everything wrong with the world today. They’re greedy, money hungry scum bags willing to sell out their own kids to turn a buck. She popped out eight kids and that makes her famous? That makes her news worthy? The only thing that makes her to me is yet another bored suburban housewife who thinks having more kids to add to the over population and over consumption that is going to destroy the world will make her feel more happy and more fulfilled. Your kids are going to look back on their time on reality TV and hate you. They’ll hate you and you’ll have no one to blame but yourself. Now that the kids aren’t enough to keep your name in your headlines you’ll take your clothes off to get the flashbulbs popping. The only thing that makes this whole disaster worse is that its working. Here I am writing about you, Kate Gosselin and that makes me feel so dirty I need to go have a shower. No cameras allowed.

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