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Hey look, everyone! It’s Carmen Electra showing off how in shape she is – not to mention how flexible. I know I can be a little inconsistent on my feelings regarding many celebs, but I honestly really like Carmen. She isn’t the classiest broad in the business, but she’s never claimed otherwise. She isn’t the best actress but who really expects her to be. Carmen is known for being hot and while you might not hear her name as often as you once did, she’s still a knockout. If any other celebrity was photographed in some of these positions, we might be shocked, but it surprises absolutely no one with this woman. She knows how to bring the sexy and I love her for it.

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Hayden Panettiere has been receiving some rather unfavorable comparisons to Hilary Clinton ever since she chopped off her beautiful blond locks, and while I can see the point, I still think she’s beautiful. She looks like a young girl that knows how to have fun, but knows how to have fun responsibly. I like that about her. Unlike many of her peers, Hayden seems like she could actually be a pretty good role model. A while back, I was starting to hear rumblings of her private partying habits but those have long since died down. Although many in the industry are questioning her future, I think Hayden has the class and style to stick around for the long run, assuming of course she puts the nipple pasty dresses back in the closet.

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I used to hate Gwyneth Paltrow with the fiery passion I usually reserve for self loathing but I felt the stuck up Brit-wannabe had it coming. I mean, GOOP? Have you ever been to that pretentious ‘lifestyle’ website that is basically Gwyn trying to show everyone how ‘normal’ she is when instead she just comes off as a clueless, rich c-word completely out of touch with what ‘normal’ actually is. Right. Anyway, despite that little mini rant, I’ve actually come to like her again. She seems capable of making fun of herself and I loved her appearance on Glee. That said, the woman needs to eat something. She has no breasts whatsoever. Saying she’s flat as a board would be insulting to boards. Somehow. I mean, here in Barbados, she looks a little scary skinny. Whatever, though. She’s still hot and I’m sure she couldn’t care less what I think. I know if I were here, I wouldn’t.

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Before I get to talking about how hot Amber Heard looks in these pictures from BBC’s Top Gear, I’d like to talk about me for a second. Yes. Boring old me. Amber is going to be playing Chenault in (the far too long in the works) screen adaptation of Hunter S. Thompson’s amazing book, ‘The Rum Diary’. There are three things that inspired me to be a freelance writer – my insanely erratic sleep schedule, my need for gainful employment while I finish my book and before it becomes a best seller and finally the words of Hunter S. Thompson. My prized possession is a first edition copy of ‘Hell’s Angels’. I even stole the name ‘Chenault’ for my Twitter name although I had to use an underscore at the beginning and the end because someone else beat me to the idea. Jerks. I can’t friggin’ wait for this movie to come out. Johnny Depp, Aaron Eckhart, Giovanni Ribisi and Amber Heard? Yes. It will be epic. Amber is the perfect girl for the role – sexy yet innocent with a bit of a retro vibe going on. This will be ridiculous. Anyway, yes. Moving on. Amber Heard looks hot in these pictures and that classy, yet sexy, gray dress. Did I mention she’s going to be playing Chenault in ‘The Rum Diaries’?

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Vanessa Hudgens. Vanessa Hudgens half naked. I’m not entirely sure when talking about a Vanessa Hudgens photo shoot one need to mention her lack of clothing. At this point, it’s almost assumed, isn’t it? I mean, sure, sometimes she’s playing up the cute, innocent side of her but she’s always half naked while she does it. It’s hard to argue with the logic that probably goes into that plan though. Her biggest asset really is that she’s hot. She’s a mediocre actress and an alright singer. Her body sets her apart from some of her more talented contemporaries so why not show it off. Aside from that, she obviously works hard at keeping herself in shape. Maybe I’ll stop hating on this one. Really, she’s not doing anything different than many of her peers. I’m officially removing Vanessa from my gripe list. It was pretty crowded anyway.

We get it. Miley Cyrus is all grown up and can’t be tamed. Does anyone even care anymore. Much like Lady Gaga’s crazy clothes are getting boring, so are Miley’s various body parts. We all know it’s only a matter of time before completely naked pictures ‘leak’ and she cements her place among the bad girls of pop ‘music’ so why waste time with these ridiculous get ups. I actually thought Miley looked pretty good at the Grammy’s (the longer black and gold dress in these pictures). The dress was revealing but it wasn’t super over the top. Then she shows up in this mesh topped, breast baring mess and I remember that classy Miley is always fleeting – replaced quickly by attention hungry Miley. With news that she’s barely on speaking terms with her father, one has to wonder if he doesn’t need to step in and put a stop to this insanity before the world ends up with another Brittany Lohan. Miley – the world now officially talks about your boobs more than your music. Take the hit, put some clothes on and make a decent record. You’re losing the little credibility you had.

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