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… and other things I couldn’t give a rat’s hairy butthole about. Seriously, are we not all done with the Kardashian family yet? I’ve been away from the gossip scene for a while but as much as I missed it, I took solice knowing that by the time I returned, the Kardashians would have gone the way of Paris Hilton. That has not happened. Here we see one of the Kardashians, Kourtney, I guess, at a pool in Miami. She’s hot. We all get it. Can we please find someone else to talk about now? Although, I guess, if I’m really forced to be honest, if I have to write about one of the Kardashians, I’ll take Kourtney any day.

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Life, ya know? It can be a real pain in the ass sometimes. Nothing works out the way it’s supposed to and at the same time, the things that were working out decide to fall apart simultaneously. It’s just one of those things. When those times hit, we serve ourselves well by reminding ourselves that everyone has their ‘fml’ times. 2013 has, so far, at least, been the year of FML for me. Then I get word that this job still exists and I still get to write about photos like these ones – photos of beautiful women (Gemma Atkinson in this case) sunbathing in bikinis – which makes the whole life thing seem a little less unfair. I mean, as far as employment goes, I have it pretty good. This is my job. It might not be paying the bills at the moment but waiting for a paycheck becomes a bit easier when your job involves writing about the best boobs and butts in the world all day.

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I’m not sure I’ve mention this before, but I really, really like Rihanna. I think she’s gorgeous, talented and has an incredible body. That incredibly body is certainly on display here as we see her leaving her hotel in Manchester. I love the outfit although I have to admit, I think I would like the outfit a bit more if she had a bra on. I find the loose and jiggly boobs a little distracting. Overall though, I think these are great photos. Rihanna looks like she’s having a good time, laughing with her friend about one thing or another. I also really like the pants. I’m not sure why but I think they’re fantastic. I would wear those pants although I think I would choose a shirt that’s a little less revealing if I were wearing it. While I am thinking about getting my belly button pierced sometime this weekend, I don’t think very many people are going to get to see it.

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Helena Christensen was one of the first models I really fell in love with. Chris Isaak’s Wicked Game video had more than a little something to do with that. It’s clear from these photos that my devotion to her over the years has been well worth it. The woman is still absolutely stunning and these photos are so hot they could melt butter. Helena still has a knack for posing in the sexiest possible ways and I think that’s fantastic. When I look at this woman, I see a killer body, a beautiful face and a true legend in the modeling industry. I don’t think it would be possible for me to love her more than I already do but hey, never say never. This woman is just as hot now as she was when Wicked Game first made me question how straight I actually am.

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Rihanna is known for her bold, sometime risque fashion choices and this dress type outfit definitely hits both points perfectly yet it does it in a weird sort of casual glamorous way. Aside from all the jewelry, this is really a pretty basic outfit. It’s more or less an overshirt buttoned up a few buttons in the center. The scandal lies in how many (or how few) buttons are done up. Rihanna is really showing a whole lot of skin here. The question many seem to be asking is whether or not Rihanna was wearing underwear because it certainly looks like she isn’t in a few of these shots. It doesn’t matter to me though. Underwear or not, I think Rihanna looks great in this photo. I think she went for a certain look and she nailed it. I love seeing so much of her legs as well. Rihanna has killer legs. Is the outfit a little (or a lot) on the racy side? Absolutely, but I think it works.

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I know this isn’t a fashion site by any means and most of the people who come here are looking for boobs and butts but I have to take just a moment to talk about the dress Kimberley Garner is wearing in these photos, snapped in London. I love this dress in a way I don’t typically like dresses. See, I’m not exactly what one would call a fashionista. I like the way dresses make women look sometimes but I don’t get all “I have to have that dress!” over things most of the time. This would be an exception. I love the pattern of this dress. I love the cut. I love the length. Of course, it looks far better on Kimberley than it would ever look on me but I love it all the same. These photos are great. Kimberley looks lovely and the dress is killer. Well done, lady.

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