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March 5, 2009
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Gisele Bundchen Makes Concrete Sexy

From a modest Vogue debut in 1999, Gisele has grown into someone now widely regarded as among the five most powerful people in the cut-throat world of couture. And here you see why. Even modest creations of any color or style seem to merge with her figure as though they were painstakingly tailored for that single task. The jewelry is simple and tastefully done, accenting a face and figure imbued with such lyrical form and effortless grace it could reduce even Helen of Troy to disconsolate grief. Gisele Bundchen is regarded by many of her peers as today’s preeminent Supermodel, and someone who can project such poise and allure when placed against texturised concrete is clearly deserving of such priceless acclaim.

Gisele Bundchen

March 5, 2009
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Carmen Electra In Sensuous Silver

Where does one start with such an outfit? Arguably the best, if not the only known name to emerge from the Pussycat Dolls, Ms. Electra has clearly taken lessons from Prince on creating an impression without excess effort. Captured in full flow whilst live on stage, this lustrous creation by an unknown auteur blends all the high notes of Baywatch and Reynolds Wrap into a glorious ensemble that must have been the unsung highlight of the whole night’s performance. To project so much allure with so little material is an art, causing the snapper to focus entirely on her. And with couture this stunning, who among us could blame them?

Carmen Electra

March 5, 2009
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Kelly Brook Keeps It Simple

When your debut on the nation’s small screen is hailed by Rolling Stone as one of the best times of Lex Luther’s entire ill-advised and indulgent life, it tends to engage the attention of that curious genre, the supermarket media. And once that many-lensed hydra is aware of your presence it’s usually advisable to venture out in the world in something more fitting to such swift elevation than this rather dour little number. Let’s be kind and say she got dressed in bad light. There’s no other cause for someone so young to wear so much black while not presently engaged in a period of mourning. Unless she’s mourning her last pair of good shoes?

Kelly Brook

March 4, 2009
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Kourtney And Khloe Kardashian Relax By The Pool

A rare, secret glimpse of Kim and her sister relaxing in Florida, with Paris nowhere in sight. Whether lounging by the pool, visiting a nightclub or working on one of her upcoming movies, Kim clearly gives her all to a task; And sister Kourtney is no slouch besides. But the price of fame is constant demand, and when you’re as famous as these two the phone doesn’t stop; Even when you’re catching some rays. With all that money, you’d think they’d have Blue-tooth? But who are we to complain when faced with such splendid and shapely reward. Some shots of the two girls enjoying time in the pool which is clearly nearby are the only thing missing, but perhaps our eagle-eyed snapper will correct that next time.

Kourtney and Khloe Kardashian

March 4, 2009
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Miley Cyrus Is Fitter Than You

Quite what she’s explaining to her gentleman friend in the first of these pictures is probably best left to our collective imagination, but here’s the ever-cute Ms. Cyrus taking time out from a doubtlessly demanding schedule to engage in clearly unneeded aerobic exertions aimed at maintaining a figure whose equal can be found among few of her peers. From cut-offs that could be straight from the Mouse’s wardrobe department those expensively tanned legs start an enviably long journey towards eye-catching pink laces that serve as the endearing garnish on an already desirable dish. Even speckled with sweat, she’s attractive.

Miley Cyrus

March 4, 2009
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Jennifer Aniston Charms The Germans

Jennifer’s quirky, caffeine-enhanced collaboration with Courtney, Lisa and the three other Friends is probably responsible for more of Starbucks popularity and overall profits than either of the parties is currently aware. That trend-setting show took its farewell bows in 2004, and apparently so did her stylist. Appearing here on live German television with her friend Owen Wilson she still has the same haircut, but longer; And it looks sadly dated after almost nine years. The skirt doesn’t suit her, her last waxing was clearly done in some haste, and what she has on her feet I’d rather not guess. The lady needs either a far better Agent, or a hot date with Brad.

Jennifer Aniston

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