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… and I didn’t get her. Santa, you really dropped the ball on that one. No Dita Von Teese under my tree with strategically placed bows on and nothing else but I guess these photos are the next best thing. Dita is my dream woman. Classy with that real ‘old Hollywood’ glamour so few women can pull off in this day and age. She’s so unique and so rare in modern pop culture and that’s a big part of the reason I’m so very much in love with her. These photos are exquisite. That body of hers is so beautiful with those soft curves in all the right places. Dita Von Teese – a real living legend. Absolutely flawless.

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I’m not a sports person. I’m not a sports person at all, in fact. What little I do know about most things athletic I learned accidentally. For that reason, I wasn’t really all that familiar with Jill Martin until this post came up on my assignments list. While researching this post, I learned Jill is a pretty accomplished woman in sports broadcasting. I would list some of the highlights of her career thus far but I don’t think I’d really be able to do them justice as me writing about sports would probably be about as successful as me trying to write in another language. Instead of doing that, I’ll write about the pictures. I’m a fan. I think Jill looks great in these photos from Miami. I’m sure there are people out there who would disagree but I guess that’s the nature of the internet. She looks like she’s having a good time. All in all, I’d say these ones are a win.

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I love a woman with tattoos. I mean I really, really love a woman with tattoos. For that reason alone, Jodie Marsh is just ridiculously attractive to me. Add to that the fact that she has an incredible body and we’re really talking. I love the festive spirit of these pictures even though the holiday seasons usually annoys me more than fills me with joy. I know that Jodie sometimes looks a little rough and I haven’t love every photo set I’ve ever been assigned that features her but these pictures from Barbados work for me. If I would’ve seen these before Christmas, I might’ve been feeling a little more festive come Christmas day. Ah well, it’s not too late to enjoy them now. She’s still looking smoking hot in that bikini so that has to count for something.

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I remember seeing Stephanie Seymour for the first time and thinking she was possibly the sexiest woman I’d ever laid eyes on. It’s now more than a decade later and as I look at these photos of Stephanie in St. Barts, I can’t help thinking that’s still true. She’s such a beautiful woman with an incredible body who doesn’t seem to care at all what anyone thinks of her. I have to give her serious credit for that. That takes real confidence and self assurance, something a lot of people are lacking these days. Stephanie seems like the kind of person who knows who she is and I appreciate that. I also like the fact that Stephanie has chosen a one piece suit here. While I’m sure she could rock a bikini, it’s nice to see a woman looking sexy in a one piece every now and again. Great photos of a beautiful woman.

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Ah Claudia Galanti – so gorgeous, so willing to show off her body whenever the opportunity presents itself. Can’t say I’ve got a problem with that, obviously. Claudia’s bikini pics are among my favorites and not just because of this set but because of all the bikini pics we’re treated to of her. This woman just knows how to rock a bikini like nobody’s business. Every time I see her name on my assignment list I know two things. 1) She’s probably wearing a bikini and 2) She looks absolutely smoking hot. These photos are, of course, no exception. Just look at the woman – incredible. I think my favorite though is the jean shorts and t-shirt picture. The bikini pics are sexy and all but there’s something about that snap that appeals to me in a completely different way.

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So Helen Flanagan went to the James Milner Foundation Ball in Manchester and decided to wear what I have to assume was intended to be a child’s Halloween costume or possibly, a child’s costume for a beauty pageant or dance recital. On a child, it would look adorable. On a full grown woman, it just looks ridiculous. The only thing I don’t hate about this entire outfit is her shoes. The hair would probably be nice if she didn’t choose to wear it like this with this particular outfit. It looks like she’s paired a ballerina bun with a child’s ballerina costume and is attempting to be sexy in it. No. It just doesn’t work. On any level. I don’t get it and now I have a headache. Thanks, Helen. Thanks so much.

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