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February 8, 2014
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Sam Faiers Wears Weird Sunglasses And I’m Therefore Annoyed

I hate big bug eye sunglasses and I hate them even more when there is some sort of bizarro embelleshment on said sunglasses that draws even more attention to them. The shades Sam Faiers is wearing in these shots, snapped at Ibiza, might be the worst I’ve ever seen. I mean, they’re tacky and they’re not flattering, a real shame since Sam has such incredible eyes. Those sunglasses ruined these shots for me. Luckily, I’m the only person on the face of the planet that feels that way so everyone else should enjoy the photos quite a bit because glasses aside, Sam looks hot hot hot here.

February 7, 2014
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Heidi Klum Always Makes Me Happy

So we’re over that whole Seal/Heidi Klum split now, right? We’ve all moved on? That’s last year’s news? I ask because I’m sick to death of writing about it. Seal and Heidi were married. Now they’re not. Life moves on and clearly has for both parties involved. Let’s focus on what’s important – Heidi being gorgeous in New York. Sure it’s not really news that Heidi Klum is a gorgeous woman. That’s been well established but it’s far more interesting than writing about relationship drama that probably doesn’t even exist.

February 7, 2014
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Salma Hayek Is Gorgeous

I wish I could really use tones in these posts. For example, there was heavy emphasis on the word ‘gorgeous’ in my head because I think a woman like Salma Hayek deserves extra emphasis. She’s so theatrical. I don’t know if that makes sense to anyone other than me but I felt it was worth saying all the same. In these photos, we see Salma as she prepares to depart LAX in Los Angeles but it looks to me like she could be acting in some wildly dramatic scene in a movie. There’s just something so grand about her. I love that. This lady is definitely a personal favorite of mine.

February 6, 2014
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Nabilla Benattia Is Just Freaking Incredible

No, seriously – Nabilla Benattia is incredible. Her face, her hair, her ridiculous body – it’s all just way too hot to even deal with. She’s stunning. That’s the point I’m trying to get across here but why bother? It’s pretty obvious this woman is smoking freaking hot from these photos alone. Women like this make my job kind of difficult because I have no idea how to express in words how hot this woman is. Extremely hot, out of control hot, exceptionally hot … there are lots of words but I’m not sure any of them come close.

February 5, 2014
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Cristina Chiabotto Is A Bikini Beauty

I really feel like I’m supposed to know who Cristina Chiabotto is. I mean, it’s actually really bothering me. I’m sure I’ve written about her before and I’m sure I was crazy about the last photos set I had of her yet I can’t quite remember what it looked like or how long ago it was posted. No matter, really. In the end, all that matters is these photos of Cristina in Formentera and these photos are smoking hot. Her body is incredible and that friend of hers isn’t half bad either. I may not remember Cristina as much as I feel like I should but after these photos, I doubt I’ll let her slip through the cracks in my memory again.

February 4, 2014
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Cami Li Is Just About My Ideal Woman But …

Maybe it’s the dark eyebrows, the dark hair or the tattooes but to me, Cami Li looks a little too much like Amy Winehouse. I was an enormous Amy Winehouse fan and felt like she was one of the most talented vocalists of her generation. When she died, I was legitimately sad about it and seeing Cami …. yeah, she just feels like a reminder of what could have been with Amy. With all that said though, Cami is still a beautiful girl and these shots of her in Miami are fantastic. I’m a sucker for a chick with tattoos and she has some good ones. So I love these photos, yes, but they kinda make me a little sad at the same time. It’s complicated.

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