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February 4, 2013
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Courtney Stodden Is Wearing Less Makeup – Still Looks Like A Super Skank.

Seriously – how much longer until we’re done with this girl. If you stop paying attention to it, it will go away. ‘Teen Bride’ Courtney Stodden is like a scab that you just can’t help picking at. You know that if it leave it alone and let it heal it will go away but you just can’t stop yourself from opening it up all over again. With all that said, I think she looks good here. Yes she’s wearing heels and a bikini to walk her dog, lounge around the yard or do whatever the heck she’s doing in these photos (attention whoring) but she’s also wearing far less makeup than she normally wears. The ‘less makeup’ look works for her. Now someone just needs to tell her she needs to put on some clothes.

February 4, 2013
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Alessandra Ambrosio Is So Hot I May Burst.

Oh come on, Alessandra Ambrosio. Just stop it already. We get it. You’re hot. Do you really have to show off that hot every chance you get? Your body is a danger to public health. Death by heart attack from looking at Alessandra Ambrosio – I could totally see that on a death certificate. Wow. This post got dark in a hurry. Luckily, everyone’s probably too busy looking at this smoking hot beauty to even bother reading words I’m typing right now. Be careful though – if you stare at these photos too long you may put yourself at risk of permanent damage to your eyesight.

February 3, 2013
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Audrina Patridge Goes Shopping. I’m Sure Someone Cares.

Eh, I dunno – I’m kind of over Audrina Patridge. I can’t be the only one. I liked her for a while, then I didn’t and now I’m just kind of indifferent. She looks okay in these photos that were snapped while she went shopping but they’re not exactly setting my bikini zone on fire. I guess I’m just kind of tired of her. She’s pretty but we’ve seen it. She looks killer in a bikini but so do a lot of girls. I guess I’m probably being a little hard on her, but I’m also just being honest. I just don’t get the attraction, I suppose. This set just bores me, I suppose. Who knows, though? The next photos I get of her could be bikini pics or something and I could fall in love all over again. I’m a finicky girl, what can I say?

February 3, 2013
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Candice Swanepoel Is A Bikini Babe But You Already Knew That.

I adore Candice Swanepoel. I know I say that every time I post about her but it’s just an unavoidable fact. This woman makes me happy, especially when she’s posing in a bikini. These photos, from a Victoria’s Secret bikini photoshoot in St. Barts, just kill me with their hotness. I mean, the woman’s body is just ridiculous and she seems to just have a knack for striking just the right pose. Of course, the location is also stunning. We just got bombarded with another snow storm. I would definitely rather be in St. Barts right now. So warm. So beautiful. So lacking in snow. Hey Candice – want some company?

February 3, 2013
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Nina Agdal Went To A Fitness Competition.

Sometimes it surprises me that there are actually fitness competitions out there. I don’t really understand how they work. Do contestants have to undertake various fitness related challenges or do they just pose in bikinis and show off their fit bodies, as it seems Nina Agdal is doing here? If it’s the latter, I might have to tune in to one. I don’t think these photos were taken from the actual competition but were instead snapped backstage. I’m perfectly fine with that. I always enjoy behind the scenes photos so this set really works for me. Nina is a gorgeous girl. Any excuse to see her in a bikini works for me.

February 3, 2013
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Francesca Eastwood Is Such A Babe.

Francesca Eastwood is Clint Eastwood’s daughter. How does that happen? No seriously – how? I know how babies are made and all that but I don’t get how all these super hot women keep being born to not to such super hot parents. In fairness, I suppose Clint was pretty hot in his day and her mother, Frances Fisher, is pretty attractive as well but Francesca is a babe of outrageous proportions. I guess it just surprises me, especially considering Francesca’s rather liberal leanings. She is dating notorious photographer, Tyler Shields, after all – a guy that is no stranger to rather risque photoshoots (while I happen to love). In these photos from California, Francesca shows off her good genes in a sexy black bikini. Hard to find any flaws here. I love Francesca. I hope she is able to make a name for herself and not just find herself stuck with the ‘mostly known for being the daughter of someone famous’ label.

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