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July 25, 2012
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Avril Lavigne Continues Her Vacation In Mexico.

So “American Idol” producers have foolishly ignored my suggestion to bring Avril Lavigne on as a judge for the show’s next season. They chose Mariah Carey instead. I’m going to go ahead and call that a massive mistake. Mariah is a nutcase – a talented nutcase, but a nutcase none the less. Crew members have said she was a nightmare to work with during her stint as a guest mentor a few seasons back. The same crew members have said Jennifer Lopez was a delight. I’m not sure what they would say about Avril, but I guess we’ll never know. None of that matters though. What matters is the fact that Avril Lavigne is on vacation in Mexico which means we can expect at least another set – maybe more – of gorgeous Avril Lavigne bikini pictures similar to this one. I can’t complain about that. I think Avril is gorgeous. More than that, she’s unique. She does things her own way – her hair for example – and I think that’s just fantastic. I think she would’ve been a great judge but hey, can’t win ’em all, I suppose.

July 23, 2012
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Avril Lavigne Hits The Beach In Mexico And Is Gorgeous As Usual.

When it was announced Steven Tyler and Jennifer Lopez were leaving “American Idol” I was asked to write an article about who should replace them. I came up with ten men to fill Steven’s judge’s chair and ten women to replace Jennifer. Avril Lavigne was on that list and here’s why – she’s gutsy, opinionated, gorgeous, contemporary and I think she’d be willing to offer honest feedback to contestants. Idol needs that. Aside from that, I think Idol really benefited from having eye candy like Lopez sitting behind the judge’s table so I think Avril would be a great choice in that respect as well because come on – the girl is a total babe. In these photos from Mexico, Avril looks like she’s having a great time. I haven’t liked an Avril Lavigne song since her first album, but I still love her. I’d love to see her on Idol but I’m perfectly happy looking at more bikini pictures if that’s all I can have.

February 22, 2012
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Curvaceous Kim Kardashian Hits The Beach

So, I keep having this recurring dream that I’m Kim Kardashian’s personal assistant which is weird for two reasons. One: I’m not a big Kim Kardashian fan. Two: I’ve never personally assisted anyone or had the desire to do so. Still, that’s what my subconscious mind is coming up with. Perhaps that’s my career in some alternate reality. Perhaps I just read online gossip before bed far too often. Regardless, my sleeping self’s boss looks fabulous in these pictures from Miami. Like Jennifer Lopez, Christina Hendrix and Beyonce, Kim has always showed that it’s perfectly fine for a woman to be curvy and entirely possible for a curvy women to look sexy. While I think there are people out there more deserving of the name recognition Kim has, she definitely knows how to rock a bikini and in today’s celebrity culture, that’s all some women really need to do. At least she looks healthy while she does it.

May 12, 2011
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Paula Abdul Announced As Fourth X-Factor Judge

It’s finally set it stone! The contracts have been signed and the auditions have begun. Paula Abdul will join Simon Cowell, L.A. Reid and Cheryl Cole on the judge’s panel for the US version of Cowell’s ‘X-Factor’. I know what you’re thinking. Really? Another reality singing competition. We have ‘American Idol’. We have ‘The Voice’. We have (or maybe had, I’m not sure) ‘Nashville Star’. Do we really need another one? Probably not, but we have one and I’ll be watching. I love Simon and I love Paula. Steven Tyler and Jennifer Lopez are doing a great job on Idol, but Simon and Paula have such great chemistry. Here at the ‘X-Factor’ auditions, Paula looks lovely. I’ve always been a big fan and I’m excited to see her on television again.

April 29, 2011
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Ana Beatriz Barros Catches A Fish

There is only one thing that prevents me from really liking Ana Beatriz Barros and I’ll tell you exactly what that is. Jealousy. This girl makes me jealous like you wouldn’t believe. Why? She’s gorgeous. She has a great modeling career working with Guess?, Jennifer Lopez’s ‘J-Lo’ fashion line, bebe, and Victoria’s Secret. She has such a natural, easy confidence in front of the camera. She was also born on May 29th, 1982. I was born on May 14th, 1982. We are only fifteen days apart in age yet light years apart in lifestyle. Somewhere Ana is probably sunning herself on the beach. What are my plans for the day? Finish these posts, work on an article about celebrity baby names and then possibly cry myself to sleep. Seriously though, I do love this girl. She’s stunning but not in the conventional sort of way. I think these pictures are a lot of fun. I’m glad to see her continued success.

April 18, 2011
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Kim Kardashian Still Has A Big Ass

And God love her for it – not to mention her willingness to show it off. Kim Kardashian once said she was tired of people talking about her ass. I can’t for the life of me understand why. It worked for Jennifer Lopez. I’ve honestly never been a big fan of big asses but it works for Kim. She’s a curvy woman – even with the weight she’s losing. I think she’s gorgeous. I’m a little torn on Kim. I don’t like her as a person and I don’t think, aside from her sextape, she’s ever done anything worth writing about, but as far as celebrities that are famous for no good reason go, she’s probably my favorite.

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