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February 23, 2011
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Gwyneth Paltrow Has The Body Of A Skinny Boy

I used to hate Gwyneth Paltrow with the fiery passion I usually reserve for self loathing but I felt the stuck up Brit-wannabe had it coming. I mean, GOOP? Have you ever been to that pretentious ‘lifestyle’ website that is basically Gwyn trying to show everyone how ‘normal’ she is when instead she just comes off as a clueless, rich c-word completely out of touch with what ‘normal’ actually is. Right. Anyway, despite that little mini rant, I’ve actually come to like her again. She seems capable of making fun of herself and I loved her appearance on Glee. That said, the woman needs to eat something. She has no breasts whatsoever. Saying she’s flat as a board would be insulting to boards. Somehow. I mean, here in Barbados, she looks a little scary skinny. Whatever, though. She’s still hot and I’m sure she couldn’t care less what I think. I know if I were here, I wouldn’t.

September 21, 2010
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Kate Beckinsale Is A Normal Woman

Here we have photographic evidence of why I love Kate Beckinsale so much. She is effortlessly beautiful and she’s just a normal, every day, average woman. She has her bad habits like the rest of us. She doesn’t waste time making sure her hair looks perfect. She just throws it back and goes about her day. She doesn’t waste time planning the most stylish outfit. It just happens that she looks gorgeous all the same. I wouldn’t say she looks quite as good hear as she did on the beach, but she has more of her beautiful skin covered up, so that’s not all that surprising. She does, however, prove an actress doesn’t have to live their life like they’re on a runway to be beautiful. I love that about her.

August 21, 2010
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Karissa Shannon Sizzles In Pink

Karissa Shannon, the brawling Playboy bunny prone to flashing her ass as often as she can, actually manages to keep it covered in these pictures. What a shame, right? I mean, sure, it’s barely covered, but all the same. That is one fine rear end and it couldn’t be more obvious that she knows it. With rumors that either her or her twin sister will be writing a memoir of their time as Hef’s girlfriends making the rounds, the lovely girls have drawn the ire of the girlfriends that have gone before them. I, personally, can’t wait for this tell all. It promises to be an engrossing (and likely just plain gross) read. For now, though, we have these pictures of Karissa in some sort of pink thing. Swim wear? A bikini perhaps? Whatever it is, she looks incredible. I hope the book has pictures!

July 22, 2010
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Lindsay Lohan Surrenders To The Court

Lindsay Lohan is a girl that knows she’s in for a hard road. You can see the worry and angst all over her face. She looks tired. She looks beaten down. She also looks healthier than she’s looked in a very long time. Could this be the beginning of a change? I really hope so. I won’t deny I love this girl. I think she’s beautiful, talented and fully capable of making a comeback. Those that like to say she’s a spoiled brat seem to forget she’s also had it rough. Her parents are a shining example of how not to thoroughly screw up a child. As Lindsay surrenders to the court in Beverly Hills to begin serving her time, she also stands at a cross roads in her life. She can get herself together and get her life on track – start over as a new Lindsay Lohan when she’s released. She can also continue to live the way she’s been living and get nothing out of the experience. I hope for her sake she chooses the first path.

July 17, 2010
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Sienna Miller And Jude Law Head To Italy

Yes, Jude Law is a dog. Yes, Sienna Miller is kind of a home wrecker, but don’t they look happy in these pictures from Italy? The heart wants what it wants and my heart wants to see these two crazy kids make it. I love Jude, his philandering ways aside, and I love Sienna. She’s feisty, fiery and not afraid to be who she is. People like to call her names and that whole Jude scandal may have killed her hopes of having a reputable career any time soon, but she has real talent and I think she’ll make it. It doesn’t hurt that she has an incredible body and isn’t shy about showing it off. With that whole Getty debacle behind her and with a few smart career moves, Sienna could one day be a force to be reckoned with. Sure ‘Interview’ was a little weird, but she was fantastic in it. Keep making movies like that, Sienna, and people will notice in time. And hey – stick with Jude. Forget what anyone else says. You two are adorable together.

June 13, 2010
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Megan Fox Photo Shoot Makes Weird Look Good

Megan Fox loves to get people talking. Whenever she opens her mouth you know she’s going to say something controversial. In her photos for Interview Magazine for June 2010, the foxy Ms. Fox reminds us that she not only knows how to get people’s attention with her words but her body as well. Posing with a look-alike mannequin, Megan turns up the heat and turns up the weird making every guy imagine what it would be like to be in the middle of Megan Fox sandwich. So what if one of them is a dummy. One of them is still Megan Fox. It’s hard to find a downside there.

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