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Audrina Patridge is smoking hot. Most of us are able to recognize that. She has a fantastic body and looks great in a bikini. That’s probably why this latest set of Audrina Patridge pictures from Cabo San Lucas is just the latest in a long line of Audrina Patridge bikini pictures. I’m starting to think Audrina never wears anything other than bikinis and I can see why. If I had a body like hers I’m quite certain I’d wear bikinis all the time as well. I like the fact that Audrina seems to be a healthy, naturally slim woman who doesn’t starve herself to be someone else’s ideal. She seems happy with herself the way she is. That appeals to me more than anything anything else about her. Confidence is sexy.

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Here what bugs me about women who hit the red carpet wearing ‘dresses’ like the one Micaela Schaefer is wearing here – it’s desperate and obvious. We get it. You’re a smoking hot model. Do you really need to walk the red carpet wearing what looks like a necklace and a skirt made out of shredded garbage bags? Apparently Micaela thought this would be the best outfit to wear to the “Men In Black 3” Germany premiere. I might have less of a problem with it if Micaela had something to do with the money. Maybe let the stars of the movie shine since, ya know, it’s their thing. Whatever. She looks hot. I guess that’s all that matters.

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I remember back when Liv Tyler was just the smoking hot babe in the Aerosmith videos. I was a kid back then. I didn’t know Liv was Steven Tyler’s daughter. I didn’t know she was an actress. I just knew she looked absolutely stunning in those videos. As time has passed, I’ve come to appreciate Liv as an actress and as a celebrity. She has the sort of low key approach to fame I find appealing. She doesn’t really get mixed up in a whole lot of drama and I find that refreshing. Here in Paris, Liv shows off probably my favorite thing about her – her style. She’s so unique. She always looks so comfortable but still so stylish. If I could raid on star’s closet, Liv would be pretty close to the top of my wishlist.

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I’ve missed bikini pics of AnnaLynne McCord. There’s no doubt that she’s a beautiful woman although I am a little put off by how thin she is but there’s something beyond her beauty that intrigues me about her. I really can’t put my finger on what that is. I’m planning to take in a few seasons of “90210” over the next few days. I’m quitting smoking (finally) and need something to distract myself. I figure AnnaLynne and a cheesy teen soap should do the trick. I’m halfway through “Pretty Little Liars” now and have yet to maim myself at the height of a nic-fit so I think I’ve found something that works. What I like about these pictures taken in LA is kind of obvious, I suppose. AnnaLynne looks gorgeous and she, as usual, looks like she’s having a great time. I can’t wait to start watching her show. Hope it’s every bit as cheesy and dramatic as I imagine.

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The last time I posted about Jessica Jane Clement, I confused her with a porn star. I will not make that same mistake again. Jessica Jane is not in fact a porn star but is instead a model, actress and television personality. She’s almost completely smoking hot. That really should’ve been my first clue that she wasn’t the girl I thought she was. Sure porn stars can be hot but they’re usually not this kind of hot. Even during an underwear photoshoot there’s something classy about Jessica. Perhaps it’s the way she carries herself. Regardless, she looks absolutely beautiful in these pictures and I feel my whole day is better for having seen them.

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I’m not a big fan of what Christmas has become. It’s all about what gifts you get and give now when it should be about family or food or something. My disdain for the holiday likely stems from the fact that, as a freelance writer, I’m perpetually broke. Anyway, this year, Elle Macpherson gave a gift I can really get behind – sexy snaps of her in a bikini on a beach in Australia. Since I love making lists, here’s a list of why I love these pictures so much:

1. They were taken in Australia and I kinda have a thing for Australia.
2. They star Elle Macpherson and I kinda have a thing for Elle Macpherson.
3. They show Elle sharing a day on the beach with her family and I like seeing people spend Christmas with their families.
4. Elle is in a bikini and she’s smoking hot.
5. I don’t need a five.

I freely admit to being a complete Scrooge but consider these pictures my ghosts of Christmas past, present and future. They really put me in the holiday spirit. Too bad Christmas is over until next year. Ah well. There’s always New Year’s Eve.

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