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And now, some bad poetry about Jourdan Dunn and her side boob:

Dear Jourdan Dunn
You are the one
Who makes my heart skip a beat
And knocks me off of my feet.

Your beauty is rare.
It’s really not fair.
How does that kind of hot happen?
I’ll dream of you while I’m nappin’.

I’m no poet, you see
But you do this to me.
Jourdan Dunn, don’t you know,
You have my heart with a bow.

Your side boobs is so hot
That I think I forgot,
I’m a girl who is straight
But you I would date.

Oh my Jourdan Dunn,
I have only begun,
To see your real beauty
And something about booty.

Thank you. Thank you. Bad poetry, everyone – terrible art at its worst!

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I think I’ve mentioned before that I think the true test of whether or not a woman has especially nice legs is whether or not those legs still look incredible when the woman is wearing flat shoes. Jordana Brewster has passed that test in these photos. She looks downright leggy in these shots, snapped as she headed out in Century City. I love this woman. I love that she doesn’t seem to feel the need to dress up just to head out and run a few errands. That isn’t to say she doesn’t look incredible though. She very obviously does. I really like Jordana. She’s great on Dallas, even though I do feel her storyline is starting to head into “ridiculous” territory. I think she’s fantastic and I think these photos are as well.

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A lot of things bother me about the way the world is today. I’d list them off but I’d be here all day. Sometimes I look around and think we’re all doomed. The internet pretty much confirms that for me on a near daily basis. Some people out there are just terrible. I mention all of this because I recently read some comments about Heidi Klum wearing a bikini – comments that were not very nice at all. I don’t understand the thought process there. Heidi is getting older, yes, but her body is still incredible. I look at these photos of Heidi wearing a bikini in the Bahamas and I can say for certain she still looks a whole lot hotter than most of the people I see in bikinis when I go to the beach. In my opinion, that counts for a lot. I think Heidi is fantastic I think these photos are fantastic.

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Sometimes I feel like I’m too hard or Courtney Stodden. Then I see photos like these ones and realize that no, no I am not. I get that she’s a pretty girl but she’d be so much more attractive if she had even the tiniest bit of class. I really hate writing about her because I feel like I’m just encouraging her more but this is my job so here we all are. In these photos, Courtney looks to be in her mid to late thirties. If this is what she looks like now, at 18, just imagine what she’s going to look like when she actually hits 30. What bothers me is that she already seems to have gone under the knife. Those are not the breasts she had when we first started seeing her. I worry about this girl. I see her story having a very bad ending. I only hope someone steps in and tells her to smarten up before something terrible happens.

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I know we’ve seen Rihanna show more skin and look a bit sexier (at least in the traditional sense) than we’re seeing in these photos in Copenhagen but I don’t care. I love this look and to me, it’s sexier than a lot of the other looks I’ve seen Rihanna sporting. I love the oversized sweater with sneakers. She looks comfortable and I like that. I’m not used to seeing Rihanna in this kind of casual attire and I think that’s a big part of the appeal for me. Yes, she’s showing a lot of leg but I like that too. I think this lady has terrific legs, even without heels on. These photos work on all levels for me. Great shots.

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Here we go again: the great camel toe debate. I’m terrible at spotting camel toes, to be honest, but it looks like Miley’s sporting a pretty serious one in that first photo. Am I crazy to think that? It’s likely just weird short bunching or something like that but that’s what I see. Anyway, so I like these shots. I think Miley looks great. I’m still loving the hair and I’m loving the outfit here. I especially like how much fun it looks like Miley’s having in these photos. I love seeing a celebrity enjoying what they do for a living. I am also seriously in love with the belt she’s wearing. I want one of those for myself. I don’t think I have anything to wear it with, but I want it anyway. Great photos of a real hottie – camel toe or not.

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