Courtney Love has a fantastic figure and she knew that. She flaunted her wonderful form in a short, skimpy summer dress and leggings. Her black shoes had heels so high that she looked as if she was wearing ballet shoes and standing on tippy toes. I wish she could quit dragging on her cigarette. It is not healthy or glamorous to puff away. It would be tough to quit the smokes but they have rehab for that.
Boy, Courtney Stodden is one class act, isn’t she. These pictures from LA might be shocking if they featured anyone other than the “teen bride” but since they are of this particular no talent celebrity, they’re really just more of the same. We get it. You know you’re hot and you think showing off your body will make people love you. I’m sure it works on some people but most of us just think you’re trashy. You’re worse than trashy, actually – you’re shamelessly trashy. I will be incredibly surprised if this woman isn’t staring in porn by year’s end. I’d be even more shocked if it was porn worth watching. I mean, why spend money to see Courtney Stodden naked when you can pretty much see it for free every time someone photographs her going out for groceries. This woman makes me feel sad for what celebrity culture has become. Remember when a person had to be talented to be famous? Yeah, me neither.
Another day, another chance to dress like a complete skank and strut around like being a skank is some kind of accomplishment. If ‘Teen Bride’ Courtney Stodden wasn’t married to a 50-some year old man (she married him when she was 16, if you haven’t heard the story) I’d almost feel bad for the guy. It’s clear she’s married to him for fame and not anything remotely resembling love. I wanted to give them a shot but hearing her say things like “sometimes I forget I’m married” cements the belief that she’s just some wannabe starlet bimbo that’s willing to do anything it takes to be famous. This is what she wears strolling around her home in the Hollywood Hills. Her husband looks happy enough, I guess. Clearly having a hot wife is more important to him than having a wife that loves him, respects him or has even the tiniest sliver of respect for herself. This is a woman even Playboy wanted nothing to do with. In ten years, I can’t even imagine where this girl will be. I guess it’s better not to think about it.
Here we see the infamous “Teen Bride” leaving the home she shares with her husband/father figure, Doug Hutchison, to go celebrate her 18th birthday. For a while, I was really trying to go the “I don’t know, maybe they’re really in love” route but as it becomes more and more clear that this woman is a misguided child desperate to cling to whatever fame she can get, I find myself feeling more and more sad for her. One day the fame will be gone and that’s going to be a very depressing time for her. Someone needs to step up and tell her life is not all about cameras and headlines. They need to help her understand that selling her sole to have her picture in magazines is not worth it. What has be so worried? First, the fact that she’s signed on to appear on some reality show about celebrity couple’s therapy. Who is honestly surprised there are troubles in this union? More than that though, I’m worried that Courtney has openly admitted she’s considering the various porn offers she’s gotten now that she’s legal. Once she goes down that road, there’s no turning back.
See now, this is why I have a hard time not getting all judgey with Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison. I want to believe that they’re really in love and they’re super happy and that they just couldn’t wait until she turned 18 to be together. True love waits for no man, right? It’s possible. But then I see pictures like these ones of a hyper-sexualized 17 year old girl who happens to be married to a 51 year old man and I get the creeps. I can’t help it. She’s cute, yes. She’s gorgeous, in fact. She’s also seriously making my Mom instincts come bubbling to the surface and those instincts are buried pretty deep, let me tell you. I just want to tell her there is another way – that she doesn’t have to parade around for her creepy old man hubby to make a name for herself. Of course, it is her choice and if Courtney’s own mother is okay with it, there must be something I’m not seeing. I hope.
