Hope I’m not overposting Paris Hilton, but she appears everywhere, when I say everywhere, I mean everywhere; from TV shows to bikini car wash events. This time Paris went to relax and to visit places she never had the time to see. Pantyhose lovers, guess what? She is wearing stockings.
The other day, I wrote a little post about Bar Refaeli and in it, I focused a lot on her relationship with Leonardo DiCaprio. I’m not going to do that this time because there are far more important things to write about this time around, namely, how smoking freaking hot Bar looks in every single one of these photos. I am a sucker for a woman in thigh high stockings. I’m a sucker for a woman in a sharp looking hat. For those reasons alone, this set could possibly be my favorite Bar Refaeli set to date. It’s been a good morning. Moments ago, I wrote a post about my favorite Candice Swanepoel photo set to date and now there are these photos of Bar? Fantastic. It’s not going to be all roses and sunshine. Looking ahead at the rest of my assignment list, the morning is going to take an unfortunate turn toward the ragey in about two photo sets so I am going to take a moment or two to bask in Bar’s beautiful glow before I move on.
First things first, Ashley Tisdale looks fantastic in these photos. I’m not generally a fan of super short shorts and whatnot but I actually kind of think they work with the stockings (leg warmers?) she’s wearing here. I don’t really get the point but it looks good so I’m going to let the lack of logic of this outfit pass. What really excites me about these pictures though is the fact that they serve as a reminder that in less than one month, “Sons of Anarchy” will be back on the air. It seems like a guest stint on a show like “SOA” is a weird career move for Miss. Tisdale, but I think it’s a smart one. She’s introducing herself to a whole new audience and branching out into new territory. I, for one, can’t wait to see what she does. I also can’t wait for the new season of “SOA” to start. Best show on television? Yes.
Oh my. I’m not even sure where to start on this set of pictures. Candice Swanepoel. Ugh. So hot. I think I might be speechless. Don’t worry. That particular affliction never lasts long with me. I love, love, love the V.S. Very Naughty Outfits line and they couldn’t have chosen a more perfect model to wear these very naughty outfits. Clad in a garter and stockings and dressed up like a nurse, a devil and a variety of other sexy characters, Candice is pretty damn close to perfection. She has a fantastic body and the kind of face that can pull off any look. I love everything about this woman and I’m thrilled to see her getting the recognition she deserves.
See, Kirstie Alley? It can happen to anyone. With a lost shoe and a hole in her stockings, Christie seems to have having a bad night in the wardrobe department. Hardly matters though because that red dress she’s wearing is smoking hot. Christie is proof positive that models of a certain age aren’t necessarily washed up. This woman is still so beautiful and fresh faced. She’s never been one of the super skinny, needs-a-sandwich models, which is a big part of the reason I’ve always loved her so much. She still has a killer body and a smile that can light up the room. The greatest thing about Christie is that she’s not just beautiful for her age. She’s just plain beautiful.
If I were to make a list of women I’m pretty sure could blind men with their hotness, I’m sure I would rank Irina Sheik pretty close to the top of that list. Seriously. This woman is unbelievable. Her eyes. Her hair. Her lips. Then, of course, there’s that incredible body. A lot of women can’t pull of the thigh high stockings with garter belt thing without looking sleazy, but this is not an average woman. Whether in black lingerie, white lingerie, pink lingerie or blue lingerie, one thing remains the same – this woman should never wear clothes. If I looked half that good, I never would. I’d grocery shop in my bra and panties and not care who gave me dirty looks. Well, I probably wouldn’t, but that doesn’t mean Irina shouldn’t. Well, okay, she probably shouldn’t either. Old men would be dropping like flies. Mothers would be covering their children’s eye. Married men would be pummeled with purses. Single men would be fighting each other in the isles. It would be chaos!
