January 25, 2012
I have to admit voyeur shots like these ones of Whitney Port don’t really appeal to me. It looks like the photographer was hiding behind bushes snapping shots of her which makes me feel a little creepy for looking at them. I guess that’s part of being a celebrity. Whitney is mostly known for her stint of vapid reality show “The Hills” and since the show ended she’s mostly stayed out of the spotlight but clearly she still has a little clout. Photographers love her and while I’m not exactly her biggest fan, I do like getting to see pictures of her every now and again. She’s one of those celebs I like more in a more casual sort of setting. Whitney looks her best when she’s relaxed and casual, like she is here in Miami.

December 20, 2011
I’ve been pretty honest about my less than affectionate attitude toward reality stars but there’s something about Whitney Port I’m really beginning to appreciate. Perhaps I like Whitney because she doesn’t seem desperate to extend her fifteen minutes of fame. She isn’t the hot commodity she once was but she seems to be okay with that. You don’t see her out staging awkward photo ops or getting involved in trashy scandals to keep her name in the headlines. More than that, Whitney is perfectly fine leaving the house in comfortable clothes like the outfit she’s wearing in these photos as she treats herself to a pedicure in Los Angeles. I might not respect her claim to fame but I definitely respect what she’s done with it.

August 29, 2011
You gotta hand it to Whitney Port. She isn’t afraid to get snapped in her casual clothes – something not a lot of babes in the entertainment industry can claim. On top of that, I find her somewhat appealing in this set of pictures which isn’t something I say about Whitney very often. Sure she’s pretty but as far as Hollywood types go, I don’t really find her anything special. That’s true here too but I like the red hair, I like the relaxed sort of vibe and while I still don’t think she’s all that special, she looks good. She has incredible legs and I love that she doesn’t feel the need to wear heels to accentuate those legs.

August 27, 2011
Oh Whitney Port – so cheeky! After hitting Williams-Sonoma in Los Angeles, Whitney (likely unintentionally) flashes cameras a little bit of one of her finest assets while bending over to get something out of her car. In previous Whitney posts, I’ve made it pretty clear I’m not her biggest fan but she is one of my favorite former “The Hills” cast members and I do like photo sets like this one. Sure she’s shopping at a high end store but she still keeps things casual. I like that. I still don’t think she’s really all that attractive but I like her more like this than when she’s all dolled up.

April 19, 2011
I understand that Coachella Valley Music and Arts Festival is a sort of hipster’s dream and fashion definitely isn’t at the top of a star’s priority list, but come on. This is just a little ridiculous. This is just a fashion disaster on so many fronts. The 70s, 80s and 90s called – they want you to make up your mind and pick a decade. In all honestly, I think Whitney’s face looks better here than it normally does, but that could be because of the fashion catastrophe from the waist down.

February 04, 2011
Is Whitney Port still famous? I think I liked her most out of all of the girls on The Hills, but really… aren’t they all pretty much done now? Oh well. Moving on. These are Whitney’s boobs. I don’t see any nipple but I’m sure if there is some, one of you kind folks will point it out to me in the comments. Regardless, you don’t really have to see nipple when you can see pretty much the rest of the picture. I mean, if you have any imagination at all, your brain should be able to fill in the blanks. In all honesty, I’m shocked there isn’t any nipple hanging out here. Maybe next time. Nothing extends fifteen minutes of fame like a nip slip – or a crotch shot. Maybe a sex tape. I don’t find Whitney all that attractive, but I’d check it out.
