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We join Jessica during a break on the set of 90210. And this lady is clearly confused. A hairstyle that’s clearly an homage to Audrey, a tablecloth dress with a print that is far too much for her figure and snow boots. The show might be great but what’s wrong with this picture? Snow boots? In Los Angeles! But to be fair, she does have a puppy, and anyone who loves dogs  is not entirely beyond hope of redemption. Playing a pregnant, teenage drug-addict must be quite a challenge, but so is that footwear. The lady needs urgent fashion advice. And some new, tasteful shoes that won’t eat her toes.

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Kelly Brook’s little outfit from yesterday’s post seems to have launched a new fashion? Here we see Fergie pounding the mean streets of Brentwood in an outfit few among us would have the dramatic bravura to even consider. Black top –with ill-advised stripes – dayglo green at the wrist, and pants of such vivacious, bubble-gum pink, they must be visible from space! And let’s not forget what has to be the largest Walkman in the history of sound, if you judge by those cans. This is a lady who truly commits to her music. Either that or she wears them to avoid hearing people’s reviews of the outfit.

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Study these pictures carefully, for this is a true moment of history. I know of no lady who would even dream of doing something so prosaic as going to the Grocery Store without the usual 50lb sack of accessories you girls all insist on transporting. Yet here is the divine Ms. Klum, looking elegant and tailored as always in her little black dress, enhancing the ‘Perfect One’ bra show in L.A…without a trace of a handbag in one single picture. How is this possible? Can it be true that sentient life can proceed without hauling five-hundred things in a sack, half of which you don’t even remember you have? Ladies, we await your reviews.

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From a modest Vogue debut in 1999, Gisele has grown into someone now widely regarded as among the five most powerful people in the cut-throat world of couture. And here you see why. Even modest creations of any color or style seem to merge with her figure as though they were painstakingly tailored for that single task. The jewelry is simple and tastefully done, accenting a face and figure imbued with such lyrical form and effortless grace it could reduce even Helen of Troy to disconsolate grief. Gisele Bundchen is regarded by many of her peers as today’s preeminent Supermodel, and someone who can project such poise and allure when placed against texturised concrete is clearly deserving of such priceless acclaim.

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Where does one start with such an outfit? Arguably the best, if not the only known name to emerge from the Pussycat Dolls, Ms. Electra has clearly taken lessons from Prince on creating an impression without excess effort. Captured in full flow whilst live on stage, this lustrous creation by an unknown auteur blends all the high notes of Baywatch and Reynolds Wrap into a glorious ensemble that must have been the unsung highlight of the whole night’s performance. To project so much allure with so little material is an art, causing the snapper to focus entirely on her. And with couture this stunning, who among us could blame them?

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When your debut on the nation’s small screen is hailed by Rolling Stone as one of the best times of Lex Luther’s entire ill-advised and indulgent life, it tends to engage the attention of that curious genre, the supermarket media. And once that many-lensed hydra is aware of your presence it’s usually advisable to venture out in the world in something more fitting to such swift elevation than this rather dour little number. Let’s be kind and say she got dressed in bad light. There’s no other cause for someone so young to wear so much black while not presently engaged in a period of mourning. Unless she’s mourning her last pair of good shoes?

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