Oh, easy shot, right? I know. I couldn’t resist a cheesy pun here though. Porn star Scarlett Fay hit the beach in a pink polka dot bikini and what looks suspiciously like a SCRAM bracelet to take a break from her career playing with balls to play with one big ball. I have to assume this is going to be a promotional shoot, or possibly the actual shoot, for her upcoming role as Lindsay Lohan in an as yet unnamed porno. While sex tapes of the real Lindsay Lohan are evidently out there, we’re sure Scarlett’s tape will have a lot more partners and possibly a bigger budget. Then again, with Lohan, one never really knows. Regardless, I like Scarlett Fay. She’s cute in a porn star sort of way and has a great body. I know I’ll be checking out the Lo-porn; too see Scarlett’s acting chops, of course.
