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July 7, 2013
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Courtney Stodden Would Be Much Prettier Without All The Makeup

I have seen photos of Courtney Stodden in which she is wearing minimal makeup and isn’t dressed up like a streetwalker and I actually really liked those photos. These ones? Not so much. Let’s take a trip back in time to a few short months ago when Courtney turned 18. She basically let it be known that she was interested in posing for Playboy since she was of legal age to do so. Playboy turned her down because they basically felt she looked too trashy. Those weren’t the exact words they used but they didn’t have to. We all knew. Just look at her. After that rejection, she seemed to tone it down a bit and I welcomed that. She is a very pretty young woman without all that crap on her face. The makeup makes her look so much older. I look at these photos and I think she looks like a woman in her late 30s or early 40s trying to look like an 18 or 19 year old. It’s shocking to me that the girl in these photos is only 18 (or possibly 19 now). That’s just kind of gross to me. She’s kind of gross to me. I hope she smartens up before it’s too late.

July 4, 2013
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This Is What Courtney Stodden Wears To Go Shopping

Come on, Courtney Stodden. This is just getting boring and old. We get it. You have a great body. We might appreciate it more if you covered it up a bit from time to time. In these photos of Courtney and her husband shopping in LA, we pretty much see everything Courtney has to offer – boobs and blond hair. This woman really must have nothing else going for her at all because that is literally all she ever shows us. How sad for her. I can’t imagine such little respect for myself. I hope one day she wises up and realizes that beauty fades and without some kind of talent to fall back on, all those cameras following her around all the time are just going to disappear.

July 1, 2013
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Courtney Stodden Continues Her Desperate Press Grab

I’m sorry but there is just nothing redeeming about this woman to me. I mean, literally nothing. Yes she’s hot but there are lots and lots of hot women out there. What else does she have to offer? I’ve written about her many, many times which has required a fair bit of research. That research has told me that aside from a hot body, she doesn’t have anything to offer that’s interesting or new. These photos are kind of cute but I’d actually prefer seeing her wearing something a little less revealing. Now that would be interesting and new. We get it, Courtney. You look good in your undies. How about showing us something we haven’t seen a million times. Just imagine these photos of her riding her bike and playing Volleyball at beach in L. A but instead of being half naked, she was wearing a cute little skirt and a top that didn’t just barely cover her breasts. In my opinion, the photos would be much hotter. I don’t see why she just doesn’t do porn and get it over with. Anyone with even half a brain knows that’s where she’s headed anyway.

June 30, 2013
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Courtney Stodden Poses For Another Ridiculous Photoshoot

Isn’t Courtney Stodden’s fifteen minutes of fame up yet? It’s gotta be close. I know, I know. I’m just contributing to the problem by writing about her but it’s my job to write about the photos assigned to me and these photos have been assigned to me so here we are. I get that she’s attractive or whatever so some people like to see photos of her half naked but surely that number of people has to be small. There must be far more people out there who look at the “teen bride” and see desperation and a total lack of self respect. This young lady is almost certainly heading down a bad road. There doesn’t seem to be anyone in her life willing to tell her this is not the way a girl needs to go about getting approval. With all of that said, she does look good in this photoshoot in Hollywood so I guess that will please some people. I’m a big fan of the bikini top/denim shorts combo but I can’t seem to get into these photos – likely because I look at Courtney and I don’t feel anything but sad for this kid.

May 16, 2013
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Courtney Stodden Is All Class

Boy, Courtney Stodden is one class act, isn’t she. These pictures from LA might be shocking if they featured anyone other than the “teen bride” but since they are of this particular no talent celebrity, they’re really just more of the same. We get it. You know you’re hot and you think showing off your body will make people love you. I’m sure it works on some people but most of us just think you’re trashy. You’re worse than trashy, actually – you’re shamelessly trashy. I will be incredibly surprised if this woman isn’t staring in porn by year’s end. I’d be even more shocked if it was porn worth watching. I mean, why spend money to see Courtney Stodden naked when you can pretty much see it for free every time someone photographs her going out for groceries. This woman makes me feel sad for what celebrity culture has become. Remember when a person had to be talented to be famous? Yeah, me neither.

May 4, 2013
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Courtney Stodden Continues Her Slutty Outfit Tradition

I’ve run out of things to say about “Teen Bride” Courtney Stodden. Does anyone really even care about this girl anymore? Is she still considered a celebrity? I know this girl is doing everything she can to hold on to her fifteen minutes of fame but the clock is running out. She can’t be the “teen bride” much longer and once that schtick wears off, what does she have left? Does she have a talent of some sort? I’m guessing her talent is being hot and being more than willing to be as trashy as she needs to be to keep cameras flashing but there’s a shelf life to that kind of fame and it isn’t a long one. In these photos from Villa Blanca in Beverly Hills, Courtney isn’t showing us anything we haven’t seen a million times before. Here’s a tip, Courtney – you want to be famous for real? Develop a talent. Take some acting classes. Learn to play an instrument. Depend on something other than your body to get people’s attention. Using your body to make people pay attention isn’t just desperate, it’s sad. People might grow to like you, and even respect you, if you did something worth liking or respecting.

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