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May 4, 2013
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Courtney Stodden Really Burns My Biscuits

I know I shouldn’t dislike this girl as much as I do but come on. How can I not dislike this girl as much as I do? She’s just so … trashy? Phony? Desperate? But yes, I can’t talk about Courtney without also admitting she’s incredibly attractive. These photos would be super hot if Courtney was on a set somewhere posing for a lingerie shoot but the girl is just strolling down the street with her father husband Doug Hutchison in West Hollywood. Someone needs to tell her that lingerie is meant for the bedroom not a trip to the supermarket. I’m sorry – I want to get past all this but this girl is a child. Someone really needs to step in and be a role model for this girl before the story takes a tragic, but entirely expected, turn.

February 4, 2013
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Courtney Stodden Is Wearing Less Makeup – Still Looks Like A Super Skank.

Seriously – how much longer until we’re done with this girl. If you stop paying attention to it, it will go away. ‘Teen Bride’ Courtney Stodden is like a scab that you just can’t help picking at. You know that if it leave it alone and let it heal it will go away but you just can’t stop yourself from opening it up all over again. With all that said, I think she looks good here. Yes she’s wearing heels and a bikini to walk her dog, lounge around the yard or do whatever the heck she’s doing in these photos (attention whoring) but she’s also wearing far less makeup than she normally wears. The ‘less makeup’ look works for her. Now someone just needs to tell her she needs to put on some clothes.

January 8, 2013
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Finally, Some Courtney Stodden Pictures I Don’t Hate.

I’ve been pretty hard on “Teen Bride” Courtney Stodden but I’m not an unreasonable person. I’m looking at these photos and the first thing that jumps out at me is that, for once, Courtney’s skimpy outfit makes perfect sense. She’s on the beach. Many women wear bikinis on the beach. And yes, I’ll admit, she looks good in a bikini. I don’t have much to complain about with these ones. The poses are a bit silly but she at least looks like she’s having fun. Don’t get me wrong, I still think she’s one dirty bird but in these particular photos, she doesn’t look much different than the average teenager on the beach. I’d like to see her do away with the pounds of makeup she slathers on her face as she looks much better without it but she looks okay all the same.

January 7, 2013
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Courtney Stodden Is One Trashy Girl.

Another day, another chance to dress like a complete skank and strut around like being a skank is some kind of accomplishment. If ‘Teen Bride’ Courtney Stodden wasn’t married to a 50-some year old man (she married him when she was 16, if you haven’t heard the story) I’d almost feel bad for the guy. It’s clear she’s married to him for fame and not anything remotely resembling love. I wanted to give them a shot but hearing her say things like “sometimes I forget I’m married” cements the belief that she’s just some wannabe starlet bimbo that’s willing to do anything it takes to be famous. This is what she wears strolling around her home in the Hollywood Hills. Her husband looks happy enough, I guess. Clearly having a hot wife is more important to him than having a wife that loves him, respects him or has even the tiniest sliver of respect for herself. This is a woman even Playboy wanted nothing to do with. In ten years, I can’t even imagine where this girl will be. I guess it’s better not to think about it.

December 31, 2012
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Courtney Stodden Is Still Completely Ridiculous.

These are a little late but does it even matter? Sure these latest Courtney Stodden pictures have a Christmas theme but I don’t think it matters. For many, holidays are for family, traditions and celebrating. For Courtney, they seem to be an excuse to get as naked as possible and have someone take pictures of her. Easter? Put on bunny ears and get naked. Christmas? Put on a Santa hat and get naked. It’s ridiculous. She’s ridiculous. The whole thing is ridiculous. My wish for 2013? That this girl puts on some clothes and finds some self respect. Not likely but a girl can hope.

December 12, 2012
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Courtney Stodden Sincerely Bugs Me.

Is this girl’s 15 minutes of fame up yet? We’ve gotta be at 14:59, right? Ugh. There is absolutely nothing about Teen Bride Courtney Stodden I like yet here I am writing about her. Why? Because it’s my job. Believe me, if I had a choice, I wouldn’t be. The last thing this ‘lady’ needs is any more attention. This girl is famous because she’s young, hot, blond and married to a man who could almost be considered famous. Well anyway, here’s Courtney out and about in Beverly Hills with her husband/father figure dressed in an outfit almost too ridiculous for words. I’m being harsh now. I apologize. I just really have such a strong distaste for this girl and everything she stands for, it’s hard to be objective. Moving on.

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