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I like Kendall Jenner despite generally disliking anyone and everything associated with the Kardashians. Kendall is different to me. The fact that she’s posing with a dolphin in these photos from Las Vegas only makes me love her more. I am fairly disturbed that the dolphin isn’t in the water but hey, dolphin! Yay! I have a bit of a dolphin obsession. My dolphin obsession is only topped by my penguin obsession, my squirrel obsession and my obsession with cats playing pianos so these pictures make me happy. Did you know dolphins have sex for fun, just like humans? Just a fun little tidbit I picked up somewhere along the line. Also, ducks have penises. Isn’t that weird? Anyway – dolphin. Kendall Jenner. Great photos.

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Aisleyne Horgan Wallace is one of those women I will just never understand. I mean, I just don’t get what her deal is. I know she wants to keep her name in the headlines and extend her fifteen minutes of fame but isn’t there a better way to do it? It seems like every time I see photos of her, the first words that come to mind aren’t hot or sexy. No, the first words that come to mind when I look at photos of Aisleyne are trashy and desperate. In these photos from the Lipsy Party in London, Aisleyne once again puts everything she has to offer on display and it’s kind of gross. I’m sure she looks hot to some people but to me, she just looks sad and desperate. Am I too hard on her? Probably but without any obvious talent, I can’t see why we’re supposed to care about this girl anyway.

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Earlier, I spoke about what a great day this was shaping up to be thanks to bikini shots of Candice Swanepoel and Erin Heatherton but alluded to some possible low points. I was referring, of course, to seeing Heidi Montag’s name on my assignment list. Imagine my surprise when I opened the post, saw the pictures and realized the photos I was going to be writing about were really the only pictures of Heidi Montag I’ve ever actually liked – photos from Heidi Montag’s Playboy pictorial. One thing always bugs me about these photos though. That is, of course, the fact that she decided not to bother actually getting naked. She cited her religious beliefs for her reasoning behind keeping the fun bits covered but I have to call shenanigans on that. When a woman poses for Playboy, one assumes the woman will be getting naked. When they buy the magazine, they expect to get what they paid for. Don’t want to get naked? Fine. Pose for Maxim. Regardless, I think the photos are gorgeous and Heidi looks incredible in them. I just think they would’ve been better suited for another publication.

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Claudia Romani always looks so freaking beautiful. I love her body and that behind is killer. I also love the fact that she doesn’t seem to be even the least but shy about showing her body off. Look at the way she’s playing it up for the cameras. That would look tacky on some women but for some reason, I find it cute and playful with Claudia. Maybe it’s because I like her so much. It’s hard to find fault with someone I’m such a big fan of. Why do I like her so much? I honestly don’t know. There’s just something about her that speaks to me. I know others aren’t nearly as into her as I am but I can only speak for myself and I say she’s fantastic.

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Maria Sharapova is, without question, one of the hottest women in sports today. She’s just incredible – her body, her face and everything else is near flawless. I honestly don’t know much about tennis – or any other sport for that matter – but I’ve always heard mixed things about whether or not Maria is actually as talented at her sport as her hype would have you believe. A lot of people like to say that she’s so well known as a tennis player because she’s hot. I’m not sure I believe that. One has to be pretty good at what they do to do it professionally. Whether she’s the best female tennis player in the world is beside the point, really. In the end, all that really matters is that she’s good enough to have gone pro. Leave her alone. She can’t help the fact that she’s hot.

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What a great day I’m having. I just got to write about Kate Walsh and now I’m following that up with Claudia Galanti. Looking ahead, I have even more beautiful babes in bikinis to write about and that makes me happy. Some days, my job can wear me down while other days – days like today – I feel truly blessed to do what I do for a living. What does that have to do with Claudia Galanti? Not a whole lot, actually. Just felt like sharing. Anyway, let’s talk about Claudia. This woman is just fantastic. I love everything last thing about her. She’s got an incredible body, a beautiful face and she really knows how to rock a bikini. These pictures are awesome on every level.

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