Search Results for “Thing”

I don’t give a rat’s butt about Rachel Uchitel. I don’t care how hot she is or how good she looks in a bikini, this woman pisses me off. She got famous for her affair with Tiger Woods and then whined and complained because everyone called her a whore. She scored some ridiculous amount of money out of that whole Tiger mess. Just take the money and disappear. Stop acting like a celebrity. When it was announced she was going to be on “Celebrity Rehab”, I wanted to laugh, but I was too busy weeping over what the word celebrity has become. There was a time when celebrities were people who had done something noteworthy to gain the attention of the public. Now any bimbo willing to polish Tiger Wood’s golf club can attach celebrity to their name. The definition of a whore in the true sense of the word is someone who exchanges sex for money. Rachel slept with Tiger and for a huge sum of money for it. Draw your own conclusions from that.

» View all 11 pictures of the gallery «

I think by now you all know my opinion on this one. There is nothing fat about Serena Williams except her attitude (which I love about her, by the way) and it seems at least some of you agree with me. So why do the nasty insults persist? With these photos, Serena once again shows off her toned, athletic body and I took a really close look this time. I can’t see any fat. The woman is all muscle – as she has to be. She is a professional athlete. As I said last time, it is completely unfair to compare Serena with the likes of Anna Kournikova because one of them (Serena, obviously) is one of the most talented women in tennis. The other is only a little better than especially talented amateurs. With that said, the comparisons are still made and folks wind up calling Serena fat. I am not one of them.

» View all 36 pictures of the gallery «

I want to like Sophie Turner. I really do. This gorgeous Australian has most of the qualities I generally like in a model – a nice ass, gorgeous legs, a pretty face – but there’s something about her that’s starting to trouble me. We never really see any pictures of her just acting like a normal girl. She always seems to be posing for the cameras and that kind of gets to me after a while. Regardless, I love the fact that in the midst of her modeling career she took time off to get a degree in law. I have to wonder how she would dress for court though. As awful as this is to say, I’m not sure I’d be comfortable hiring her as my lawyer. She might be a bit of a distraction. Regardless, here Sophie is showing off the body that made her famous. I suppose I can’t hate on her too much for that.

» View all 6 pictures of the gallery «

Kate Upton, Sports Illustrated’s ‘Rookie of the Year’ for 2011, has the sort of fresh faced, girl next door face I really like. I tend to be more into girls with dark hair, but I really like Kate. She really seems like a girl that knows how to have fun but doesn’t have to go overboard with it. While I don’t find her quite as attractive as some of the other Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue models, I’d love to just spend a night at a bar with the girl having a beer or two. I think it’d be a blast. These pictures are flirty and fun without being trashy which I really like. It’s not an easy thing to accomplish – especially when you’re only wearing underwear.

» View all 11 pictures of the gallery «

And God love her for it – not to mention her willingness to show it off. Kim Kardashian once said she was tired of people talking about her ass. I can’t for the life of me understand why. It worked for Jennifer Lopez. I’ve honestly never been a big fan of big asses but it works for Kim. She’s a curvy woman – even with the weight she’s losing. I think she’s gorgeous. I’m a little torn on Kim. I don’t like her as a person and I don’t think, aside from her sextape, she’s ever done anything worth writing about, but as far as celebrities that are famous for no good reason go, she’s probably my favorite.

» View all 24 pictures of the gallery «

I wonder if Rosie Huntington knew her dress was see through when she went shopping wearing it. I know it sounds like something you’d know as soon as you got dressed, but speaking from experience, that isn’t always the case. Finding out that your dress is see-through – especially if you find out from a stranger, as I did – is embarrassing, the say the least, so I want to assume for Rosie’s sake this was on purpose. If I looked like Rosie, I don’t know if I’d own anything that covered me up at all. Rosie doesn’t seem all that happy here. I can’t help wondering why. With an apparently happy love life and a blossoming movie career, you’d think she’d have plenty to smile about. Then again, maybe she just discovered the revealing nature of her dress and is a little bummed out about that.

» View all 11 pictures of the gallery «