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February 8, 2014
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Sam Faiers Wears Weird Sunglasses And I’m Therefore Annoyed

I hate big bug eye sunglasses and I hate them even more when there is some sort of bizarro embelleshment on said sunglasses that draws even more attention to them. The shades Sam Faiers is wearing in these shots, snapped at Ibiza, might be the worst I’ve ever seen. I mean, they’re tacky and they’re not flattering, a real shame since Sam has such incredible eyes. Those sunglasses ruined these shots for me. Luckily, I’m the only person on the face of the planet that feels that way so everyone else should enjoy the photos quite a bit because glasses aside, Sam looks hot hot hot here.

February 7, 2014
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Heidi Klum Always Makes Me Happy

So we’re over that whole Seal/Heidi Klum split now, right? We’ve all moved on? That’s last year’s news? I ask because I’m sick to death of writing about it. Seal and Heidi were married. Now they’re not. Life moves on and clearly has for both parties involved. Let’s focus on what’s important – Heidi being gorgeous in New York. Sure it’s not really news that Heidi Klum is a gorgeous woman. That’s been well established but it’s far more interesting than writing about relationship drama that probably doesn’t even exist.

February 7, 2014
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Salma Hayek Is Gorgeous

I wish I could really use tones in these posts. For example, there was heavy emphasis on the word ‘gorgeous’ in my head because I think a woman like Salma Hayek deserves extra emphasis. She’s so theatrical. I don’t know if that makes sense to anyone other than me but I felt it was worth saying all the same. In these photos, we see Salma as she prepares to depart LAX in Los Angeles but it looks to me like she could be acting in some wildly dramatic scene in a movie. There’s just something so grand about her. I love that. This lady is definitely a personal favorite of mine.

February 6, 2014
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Kym Lomas Marsh Looks Pretty Hot Here

I haven’t always been Kym Marsh’s biggest fan. I like her in some photos but not so much in others. In these photos though, I’m a bit, big fan. The dress is adorable. Her hair is perfect. Her makeup isn’t over done. I’d say she nailed it perfectly. These shots from John Michie’s farewell Party Manchester show the Kym I’m crazy about. I’d like to see lots more of these photos. She just looks so beautiful here and those legs of hers? Incredible. I may go back and forth on this one sometimes but I am firmly pro-Kym for this post at least.

February 6, 2014
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Nabilla Benattia Is Just Freaking Incredible

No, seriously – Nabilla Benattia is incredible. Her face, her hair, her ridiculous body – it’s all just way too hot to even deal with. She’s stunning. That’s the point I’m trying to get across here but why bother? It’s pretty obvious this woman is smoking freaking hot from these photos alone. Women like this make my job kind of difficult because I have no idea how to express in words how hot this woman is. Extremely hot, out of control hot, exceptionally hot … there are lots of words but I’m not sure any of them come close.

February 5, 2014
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Alessandra Sorcinelli Is Hot But…

Yeah, as hot as Alessandra Sorcinelli is and as smoking as her body is, I’m not loving these shots from Miami Beach all that much because I absolutely hate the suit she’s wearing. I don’t think it flatters her all that well, I hate the colors and it … yeah, I don’t know. I just don’t like it. I think she would’ve been served better by a classic bikini or even a nice one piece but this? Yeah – not working for me. I do, however, love the hat. I think it was a cute addition. I just wish it would’ve been an addition to a more flattering suit.

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