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And now, some bad poetry about Jourdan Dunn and her side boob:

Dear Jourdan Dunn
You are the one
Who makes my heart skip a beat
And knocks me off of my feet.

Your beauty is rare.
It’s really not fair.
How does that kind of hot happen?
I’ll dream of you while I’m nappin’.

I’m no poet, you see
But you do this to me.
Jourdan Dunn, don’t you know,
You have my heart with a bow.

Your side boobs is so hot
That I think I forgot,
I’m a girl who is straight
But you I would date.

Oh my Jourdan Dunn,
I have only begun,
To see your real beauty
And something about booty.

Thank you. Thank you. Bad poetry, everyone – terrible art at its worst!

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I really like Salma Hayek. I think she’s a talented actress and a beautiful woman. Is she a little strange? Sure! That’s a big part of why I love her as much as I do. I think this woman is just incredible all around. Inn these photos, we see Salma as she stops by Good Morning America and she looks just as cute as ever. I’ve never really been attracted to her the same way I’m attracted to a lot of the other women I write about on here but that doesn’t mean I don’t think she’s gorgeous. I just look at her and see someone I’d like to spend an afternoon hanging out with. She just seems like she’d be a lot of fun. Great photos. It’s always nice to see her smiling.

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Here’s the thing about Candice Swanepoel. Sometimes I’m so distracted by her gorgeous face and her tight, toned belly, I forget there are other things to look at too. I mean, most of the time, I see her in bikinis or lingerie so the upper region of her body is what I pay the most attention to. In these photos, her legs are really the star of the show which makes me wonder why I have never really noticed just how fantastic her legs are until now. I think these photos are fantastic. They have a fun sort of vibe going on which I really find appealing. Overall, these are just great shots.

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Helena Christensen was one of the first models I really fell in love with. Chris Isaak’s Wicked Game video had more than a little something to do with that. It’s clear from these photos that my devotion to her over the years has been well worth it. The woman is still absolutely stunning and these photos are so hot they could melt butter. Helena still has a knack for posing in the sexiest possible ways and I think that’s fantastic. When I look at this woman, I see a killer body, a beautiful face and a true legend in the modeling industry. I don’t think it would be possible for me to love her more than I already do but hey, never say never. This woman is just as hot now as she was when Wicked Game first made me question how straight I actually am.

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I am a big Doutzen Kroes fan so it pains me to say I don’t really like these photos. She looks great, of course, but she’s a great looking woman so that’s kind of expected. To me though, these photos don’t really offer anything special and that’s fine with me. No one expects a woman to look runway ready every second of every day and Doutzen strikes me of the kind of woman that wouldn’t bother putting on a bunch of makeup or getting her hair done just to head out in NYC for an afternoon. I like that about her, actually. She doesn’t seem to be so hung up on how she looks that she can’t leave the house without spending an hour getting ready and I find that especially appealing but for me, these photos just kind of lack that oomph I usually expect from Doutzen. It doesn’t change my opinion of her in the least though. I still think she’s one of the sexiest women in the modeling industry today. These photos just aren’t my favorites.

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Joey Fisher is one of those women I don’t really pay a lot of attention to generally but now that these photos have come along, I may have to reevaluate that because these are some exceptionally hot photos. I love this woman’s body. To me, it’s pretty much the ideal. If I could choose any body type for myself, it’d be Joey’s. She’s curvy and feminine and that just drives me wild. I also think Joey has a beautiful face. I love her eyes. She just has this way about her that I find incredible appealing. She knows how to pose to accentuate her best features and I like that as well. These photos are perfect, at least to me. I’m sure someone out there will disagree but to me, these photos are gorgeous. I love this girl. I’ll have to pay more attention to her from here on out.

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