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Carmen Electra has kind of a reputation, doesn’t she? I mean, what’s she most known for? Being sexy and not afraid to take her clothes off for the cameras. She’s the brunette Pam Anderson with the (admitted) Hep. I like Carmen though. She’s in your face sexual and not afraid of her own body. She’s confident and that’s pretty sexy in and off itself. I actually own a few of Carmen’s dance/fitness DVDs and despite working out as instructed, I look nothing like her. That’s a little disheartening. It might’ve been more effective if I tried them each more than once, but I just don’t have the time for that. I’m far too lazy for that kind of thing.

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I’m bored of Karissa Shannon. Actually, the truth is, I kind of forgot she existed. Yeah, she’s gorgeous. Yeah, she isn’t afraid to get naked. Yeah, she’s just like any other girl in the pages of Playboy except she actually went a step further and hopped in bed with Hef. I’m sorry. I don’t care what an awesome guy he is. It’s all about money and girls like that sincerely skeeze me out. I’m sure Hef’s a real peach, but come on. He’s not only old enough to be Karissa’s grandfather, but he was also shared between her and her sister. No one cares about all that though. So yeah, here’s a pretty blond girl with her boobs hanging out while she pretends to change a tire – or something to do with a tire, anyway.

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I used to hate Gwyneth Paltrow with the fiery passion I usually reserve for self loathing but I felt the stuck up Brit-wannabe had it coming. I mean, GOOP? Have you ever been to that pretentious ‘lifestyle’ website that is basically Gwyn trying to show everyone how ‘normal’ she is when instead she just comes off as a clueless, rich c-word completely out of touch with what ‘normal’ actually is. Right. Anyway, despite that little mini rant, I’ve actually come to like her again. She seems capable of making fun of herself and I loved her appearance on Glee. That said, the woman needs to eat something. She has no breasts whatsoever. Saying she’s flat as a board would be insulting to boards. Somehow. I mean, here in Barbados, she looks a little scary skinny. Whatever, though. She’s still hot and I’m sure she couldn’t care less what I think. I know if I were here, I wouldn’t.

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Amanda Seyfried. What can I say about Amanda Seyfried that hasn’t already been said? She’s beautiful and surprisingly talented. She even looks good when she’s doing something as simple as moving. Who looks hot while they move? Amanda, apparently. Anywho, when last I spoke of Amanda, I said I hoped she didn’t get screwed over by Ryan Phillippe the way Reese did. What did I hear a few short weeks (maybe even days) after that post? That she got screwed over by Phillippe. She seems to be handling it well though. When asked about the drama she laughed it off. I’m sure there were tears later but honey, you are way too pretty to be shedding tears over that guy. Seriously.

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Before I get to talking about how hot Amber Heard looks in these pictures from BBC’s Top Gear, I’d like to talk about me for a second. Yes. Boring old me. Amber is going to be playing Chenault in (the far too long in the works) screen adaptation of Hunter S. Thompson’s amazing book, ‘The Rum Diary’. There are three things that inspired me to be a freelance writer – my insanely erratic sleep schedule, my need for gainful employment while I finish my book and before it becomes a best seller and finally the words of Hunter S. Thompson. My prized possession is a first edition copy of ‘Hell’s Angels’. I even stole the name ‘Chenault’ for my Twitter name although I had to use an underscore at the beginning and the end because someone else beat me to the idea. Jerks. I can’t friggin’ wait for this movie to come out. Johnny Depp, Aaron Eckhart, Giovanni Ribisi and Amber Heard? Yes. It will be epic. Amber is the perfect girl for the role – sexy yet innocent with a bit of a retro vibe going on. This will be ridiculous. Anyway, yes. Moving on. Amber Heard looks hot in these pictures and that classy, yet sexy, gray dress. Did I mention she’s going to be playing Chenault in ‘The Rum Diaries’?

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Until now, I’d never heard of blond beauty Petra Silander and I feel a little sad about that. Honestly though, I don’t think I’ve really missed all that much. Although this pretty supermodel really knows how to rock some black lingerie, I can’t help feeling a little bored with these pictures from the new Palmers Campaign. She looks hot as hell. There’s no denying that, but there’s nothing all that unique or remarkable about her. She has a sort of throwback to the sixties look I dig but other than that, you could put any other pretty blond with a nice body in her place and the pictures would be just as hot. She’s gorgeous and I look forward to seeing more of her, but she’s definitely not my favorite.

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