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January 25, 2011
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Jessica Biel Flaunts Her Crazy Hot Body

Jessica Biel is, in my humble opinion, one of the sexiest women on the face of the planet. Even women can’t help staring when she hits the beach. She’s in fantastic shape – not stick thin but firm, toned and athletic – and obviously works hard to stay that way. Why not show off the results of that hard work on a little beach vacation? My only question is where’s Justin Timberlake? Jessica and Justin have been together for ages although recent rumors have the couple on the outs thanks to Justin’s possible flirtations with Olivia Munn. Alright, Munn is hot and all and looks like she’d be a lot of fun, but come on. Jessica Biel? If that’s true, Justin, you’re a very foolish boy.

January 16, 2011
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Avril Lavigne Shows Off Her Body

I generally like girls a little curvier than Avril Lavigne, but the flat chested look works for her in some weird way. Looking at these pictures of Avril in Mexico, I can’t imagine her with big ‘ole boobies. They’d just look out of place. Also, I have to say, it takes a special kind of woman to pull off that hat. It’s just ridiculous, but somehow, Avril makes it look almost good. That’s why she’s a rock star, folks. I remember when Avril first hit the scene back and made stick straight hair and raccoon eyes look cool. It worked great for me as it was the look I’d been rocking for years. When I heard she was getting into modeling, I was a little shocked. What a sellout! Then I saw those first modeling pictures for whatever it was she was modeling and I thought to myself, yeah – maybe not such a bad career move. Love this girl. She needs to hit the beach in bikinis more often.

January 10, 2011
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Eliza Doolittle In Barbados

Eliza Doolittle might not be well known in the US just yet, but she’s definitely making waves on the beaches of Barbados with her incredible bikini body. If you’re not sure who she is and find yourself a little curious about this curvy brunette, check out her hit single ‘Pack Up’. Definitely worth a listen at least. For now, though, let’s just revel at the sight of a beautiful woman soaking up the sun and playing in the beach wearing a little bikini. She clearly looks like she’s having a good time and what’s more attractive than a beautiful woman having a good time. Oh right – a beautiful woman having fun in soaking wet bikini.

January 6, 2011
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Avril Lavigne Reminds Us She’s Hot

Normally when you see Avril at the beach she’s dressed down in t-shirts looking like one of the boys. Every now and then, though, Avril decides to remind us that underneath her casual attire there’s a smoking hot body. Thankfully, there are usually cameras there to catch the hotness in glorious photographs. This is Avril in Hawaii lounging in the sun in a sexy black bikini. Sure that ugly trucker hat makes its appearance, but who really pays attention to what’s on her head. The only thing anyone pays attention to in these pictures is what isn’t covering her body. A nice change for sure. The thing I like most about Avril is that this isn’t an every day occurrence. Pictures of Avril in a bikini are actually a treat because we don’t get them all the time. Maybe some of the other starlets out there flaunting their bodies at every turn could take lessons from Lavigne.

January 4, 2011
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Avril Lavigne In Alive!

Congratulations, Avril Lavigne. You have the distinction of being the victim of the first celebrity death hoax of 2011. I’m not sure if that deserves congratulations or not, but hey, at least people are still talking about you, right? While some reports had Avril meeting her maker in BC over the holidays, the truth was that Ms. Lavigne was actually having fun and soaking up the sun on the beaches of Hawaii – and looking pretty hot in the process. I love that Avril hits the beach in clothes that normal folks wear instead of taking the opportunity to get a little more attention by showing as much skin as possible. This girl is a pop-punk princess and I can’t wait to see where the future takes her.

January 4, 2011
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Paris Hilton Gets Wet In Maui

And she went to the beach too. Anyway, here are some pictures of none other than Paris Hilton and her robber busting boyfriend Cy Waits as they frolic around in the waves on Maui beach. The couple are spent a romantic Christmas in Hawaii with Paris’ parents Kathy and Rick, her sister Nicky and Nicky’s boyfriend David Katzenberg. Sounds like a big, happy family reunion, but every time I imagine Christmas dinner, I can’t help but wonder if Kathy and Rick every find themselves staring at Paris wondering what went wrong. Does Godzilla have parents? If it does, I’m sure Godzilla’s parents feel the same way. “What have we created? Forgive us unleashing this terrible beast on the world!” Nah, I’m just playin’. Paris looks pretty hot. I’m sure people still care about her. Somewhere. Sometimes.

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