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August 11, 2010
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Scarlett Fay Likes Big Balls

Oh, easy shot, right? I know. I couldn’t resist a cheesy pun here though. Porn star Scarlett Fay hit the beach in a pink polka dot bikini and what looks suspiciously like a SCRAM bracelet to take a break from her career playing with balls to play with one big ball. I have to assume this is going to be a promotional shoot, or possibly the actual shoot, for her upcoming role as Lindsay Lohan in an as yet unnamed porno. While sex tapes of the real Lindsay Lohan are evidently out there, we’re sure Scarlett’s tape will have a lot more partners and possibly a bigger budget. Then again, with Lohan, one never really knows. Regardless, I like Scarlett Fay. She’s cute in a porn star sort of way and has a great body. I know I’ll be checking out the Lo-porn; too see Scarlett’s acting chops, of course.

August 9, 2010
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Amber Rose In Pink Bikini

Oh Amber Rose, I really don’t know what to think of you. Sometimes you look so over the top and ‘look at me’ that it’s hard to take you seriously. Sure Lady Gaga does it, but one gets the feeling that her dramatic looks are used to make a point. You, on the other hand, just seem to want to make camera snap in your face but hey, you sure know how to rock a bikini. Here in Miami in a sexy pink bikini, Amber actually looks pretty hot – and normal. She isn’t trying to shock us. She’s just enjoying the beach and I have to say, the look really works for her. Perhaps she should take this route more often. Then again, one can’t blame her for showing off her body. She clearly works hard to stay in shape.

August 5, 2010
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Amber Rose In Black Bikini

I don’t really get the appeal of Amber Rose. I mean, sure she’s attractive and her body isn’t bad, but really, there are way hotter women out there. Here on Miami Beach, I guess I can see why people are so crazy about her. She’s unique. She’s confident and even if there are better bodies on the beach, Amber doesn’t seem to care. She is who she is and she loves who she is. I guess I can give her points for that one. I admire that in a woman, even if she isn’t my favorite celebrity. There is something about her that gets under my skin. I can’t really explain it. At the same time, she definitely knows how to rock a bikini. Can’t say I have a problem with that!

July 31, 2010
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Katie Cleary Wedgie Pictures

Katie Clearly may not be a household name as of yet, but with a face like that and a body to match, it’s only a matter of time. Somehow, and I’m not entirely sure how, Katie manages to make a wedgie – the most uncomfortable of bikini bottom maladies – look sexy. Whether she’s soaking wet emerging from the surf or just taking a stroll on the beach, Katie looks stunning beyond belief. She is just about flawless. This babe could stop traffic without question. Remember the name Katie Clearly. You will most definitely be hearing it again in the not so distant future. There are big things in this one’s future.

July 29, 2010
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Adriana Lima In Victoria’s Secret Shoot

Adriana Lima is the sort of unbelievable beauty you could only ever find in the pages of Victoria’s Secret. Here in St. Barths posing for the Victoria’s Secret catalogue, Adriana sets the beach on fire with her smoking hot body, killer pout and bedroom eyes. There is nothing about this woman that isn’t unbelievably sexy. She is a stunner from head to toe. As she splashes and frolics around in the water, it’s hard to believe a girl can look that good. Posing in several different bikinis, a person is tempted to choose a favorite look, but is that even possible? How can you choose between perfect and perfect? I am a sucker for leopard print though.

July 28, 2010
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Alicia Douvall Has An Ass That Could Kill

Who is Alicia Douvall exactly? A reality star? An actress? A model? Well, I’m not entirely sure. What I am sure of, however, is that the woman has an ass like an apple and in Hollywood, that alone could be enough to get her somewhere in the business. Will she be the next Angelina Joli? Will she be the next Tara Reid? Will she continue to be on the cusp of fame but never make it beyond that? I don’t know. My job is to write about pictures and these ones are easy to write about. This girl is smoking hot. Here on Monica Beach, Alicia puts her ass on display and thank heavens for that. Keep it up, lady. It definitely works for you.

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