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As some of you may know, I don’t pick the photos I post here. They’re assigned to me and often with little information. Sometimes though, I’m able to extrapolate the basics based on my unfortunately vast knowledge of all things pop culture. This is one of those times. I wasn’t given any information with these ones aside from the name of the person in them – Miley Cyrus – but based on a few things, I can guess they’re probably pretty old. First, she doesn’t look as stick thin as she looks these days. That’s not a bad thing. I think Miley looks better with a little bit of meat on her bones. Second, her hair is long and dark in these photos. That’s really the biggest indication these photos are a bit dated as Miley recently dyed her hair blond and chopped most of it off. I don’t think it matters much either way. Miley looks great here. I love the bikini, I love her hair and I love her curvier body. With all that said, I like how Miley looks now as well. I don’t think I really realized how many different looks Miley could pull off until I saw these photos so, dated or not, these photos have that going for them.

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These photos could possibly be my favorite set of photos of Lady Gaga ever. They’re just so unexpected. I’ve long said that the only way Gaga could really still shock people after the meat dress, the weird egg thing and her cross dressing would be to wear something completely normal and that’s exactly what she’s done in these photos from Rio de Janeiro. If I didn’t know better, I’m not sure I’d even believe that was Mother Monster. The bikini is normal. The hair is normal. The sunglasses are normal. She looks just like the average girl on the beach and I absolutely love that. This is a woman who goes out of her way to stand out. It’s kind of nice to see her blending in. I’m also a big fan of the tattoos. I have a lot of tattoos myself so I guess I feel Gaga and I have that in common. I love these photos. She looks fantastic.

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I love Jessica Cirio. She’s a beautiful woman with an incredible body so yeah, I love these pictures. The fact that this photo set includes a Jessica Cirio nip slip is sure to be great for some of you but it’s not honestly a big deal to me. I don’t think nip slips are all that exciting, especially when a bikini is involved. Red carpet nip slips are a big deal, I suppose but mostly because they’re so unexpected but hey, it’s the beach. A nip is bound to pop out every now and again. It’s happened to me and it’s happened to me more than once. I don’t think Jessica is all that concerned about it, honestly. She certainly doesn’t seem to be. Ah well, the pictures are hot and Jessica looks fantastic, whether you’re interested in nipples or not.

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I will forgo the attempts at a haiku this time and instead, will focus on a more abstract kind of poem. I don’t kknow much about this sort of thing but I promise, it will be just as bad as my Nicole Trunfio haiku. This bad poem of course focuses on Kim Kardashian’s ass thanks to these photos of the curvy babe that were snapped in Miami. I hope you all enjoy it.

Roses are red,

Violets smell awesome.

Is that Kim K’s ass,

Or is she smuggling a possum?

That thing is so big,

It gets all the boys going.

Kim looks fantastic

With all the trunk junk she’s towing.

One more verse for Kim’s ass,

This is taking forever.

My poem sucks but the point,

Is Kim’s ass is a treasure.

Wow. I don’t even want to admit how long that took me to write. You can all thank commenter Dweeb Malloy for my repeat performance. I am to please … or disappoint. Seriously though – enjoy these great close ups of Kim Kardashian’s behind. The lady sure knows how to rock a pair of stretch pants.

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You may remember Nell McAndrew from her stint as the model for Lara Croft in the Tomb Raider games or from the Playboy pictorial that lost her the job, but I honestly wasn’t all that familiar with her until recently. I have to admit, I’m not entirely sure what’s going on in this photo shoot but I like it all the same. It seems like the costume and prop would’ve worked better in an indoor setting but hey, Nell looks fantastic. What else really matters? I’ve always like the showgirl look. The big headpieces and the glamorous costumes are just so much fun. Good to see Nell still out there doing her thing. I hope we get even more pictures of her in the future.

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I have never made my love for Kelly Brook a secret. I think this lady is fantastic. These pictures of Kelly in “Forever Crazy” in London just drive my point home. She’s sexy but she clearly doesn’t take herself so seriously she can’t have a little fun. This looks like such a fun, entertaining show. I like the fact that despite near constant criticism of her body type, Kelly isn’t afraid to get up on the stage wearing a skimpy costume. That confidence and that courage is a big part of what makes Kelly so attractive to me. Of course the fact that she’s smoking hot doesn’t hurt in the least.

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