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I don’t really get the appeal of Amber Rose. I mean, sure she’s attractive and her body isn’t bad, but really, there are way hotter women out there. Here on Miami Beach, I guess I can see why people are so crazy about her. She’s unique. She’s confident and even if there are better bodies on the beach, Amber doesn’t seem to care. She is who she is and she loves who she is. I guess I can give her points for that one. I admire that in a woman, even if she isn’t my favorite celebrity. There is something about her that gets under my skin. I can’t really explain it. At the same time, she definitely knows how to rock a bikini. Can’t say I have a problem with that!

Avril Lavigne is one of those girls that just does what she wants to do when she wants to do it. No one tells Avril what to do. Sure they can try, but they’ll likely get the finger and a whole lot of attitude. I think that’s what I like about her the most. She doesn’t pretend to be a lady. She’s one of the boys and she loves it. In these pictures we see Lavigne at her best; playing in the water and just having fun. Her body is just ridiculous in that little bikini. She shows off why all the men want her to be one of their gang without looking trashy. That isn’t an easy task to do. Come on – who wouldn’t want to be in the water with Avril? No one! The girl looks like she’s a blast to hang out with – doesn’t hurt at all that she’s a knockout.

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If you haven’t heard of Valeria Mazza, don’t worry. She might not have the most recognizable name in the fashion industry but you’ve probably seen her face. Valeria has been on the cover of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue, Elle, Vogue, Glamor and has presented awards at the San Remo music festival in Italy. In many places, her name is synonymous with glamor and high fashion but you wouldn’t know it to see the blond beauty relaxing in Sardinia. Valeria is a mother of four and a has been married for over ten years. In a world where crazy seems to come with the territory, Valeria avoids those trappings and is instead well-adjusted and normal. You have to admire her for that. Plus, she knows how to work it in a bikini, even if there are better bodies on the beach.

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It’s gotta be hard being Kourtney Kardashian. I mean, it’s gotta be harder being Khloe Kardashian, but still. If I was Kourtney, I would try to avoid ever being photographed in a bikini next to Kim because there’s just no competition here. Kourtney is a stunner – no question about that. She has the sort of body that would make a man beg. But Kim – Kim has that ass and there is just no competing with that thing. Kim’s ass is like crack – no pun intended. It’s addictive. J-Lo herself has to bow down and accept that Kim has stolen her crown. Kim Kardashian is the Queen of the Caboose and poor Kourtney isn’t even in the Royal Court. Here in South Beach, the sisters have fun playing on the beach and enjoying some quality sister time, but you can’t help but wonder if somewhere in Kourtney’s head, she isn’t hoping that Kim will decide to be modest and cover up that famous rear.

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What is Paris Hilton famous for again? Acting? Singing? Oh right. She’s famous for being famous. That pretty much sums it up. Paris is one of those girls that basically bought her fame but you know what? I don’t really care. There’s something about Paris I like. I can’t explain it. She’s like the yappy little dog you kinda wanna kick but don’t because it’s so cute and dumb. Yeah. That’s Paris. She’s annoying. She talks more than she should, but she’s also exceedingly cute. Here in St. Tropez, Paris shows us how hard she has it by drinking champagne, partying on the beach and posing for pictures. She has an image to live up to, after all. So what if she got busted for pot possession twice in one month? She has the money to pay a fine and buy herself out of any real trouble. She might spend a few hours in jail, but it’s all very been there, done that for Paris – and hey, a little time in the clink will give her street cred; something this girl lost a long time ago.

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Carolina Baldini is so hot she should be allowed in the water because her overwhelming hotness is going to boil it. Ladies and gentlemen – get your kids out of the water. It’s about to become a safety hazard. This babe is on fire. There’s no question. Just look at that ass – it’s perfect. Watch out sun worshipers of Miami Beach. Carolina has arrived. If you experience dizziness, blurred vision, nausea or weakness get as far away from Carolina as you can because you are getting heat stroke. This is a woman you need to admire for a safe distance. Remember, do not look directly at that ass or you may suffer permanent damage to your sight because that thing is so smoking hot it may burn your retinas. Always wear sunglasses when beholding such beauty. Safety first, folks.