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So I saw Miley Cyrus name on my assignments list and clicked on the photos with my eyes pre-rolled and my hand all ready to cover my mouth as I sarcastically yawned over Miley’s newest outrageous stunt and then I looked at the photos. Huh? Miley looks … classy again? Now this, Miley Cyrus – this is how it’s done. Keep us on our feet! Keep us guessing! Who’s gonna show up for the party? Slutty Miley? Classy Miley? Somewhere in between? I was just about to count Miley out as yet another teen star who struck out to present a more mature image and went to far with it only to find there was no going back. While I’m not ready to say Miley has avoided that yet, these photos are a great indication that there is still hope.

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So I recently read this interview with Miranda Kerr in which she talks about her husband, Orlando Bloom, and his foot fetish. I will never really understand that. I mean, yes, Miranda Kerr has lovely feet but the rest of her is so very hot, I can’t imagine focusing on such a tiny detail. I suppose that’s because I don’t have a foot fetish. I don’t know what I can really say about these shots of Miranda Kerr in Tokyo. She looks just as sexy as one would expect. I love the dress. I love the hair. I love the makeup. I just love the woman. Sometimes it really is that simple.

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And now, some bad poetry about Jourdan Dunn and her side boob:

Dear Jourdan Dunn
You are the one
Who makes my heart skip a beat
And knocks me off of my feet.

Your beauty is rare.
It’s really not fair.
How does that kind of hot happen?
I’ll dream of you while I’m nappin’.

I’m no poet, you see
But you do this to me.
Jourdan Dunn, don’t you know,
You have my heart with a bow.

Your side boobs is so hot
That I think I forgot,
I’m a girl who is straight
But you I would date.

Oh my Jourdan Dunn,
I have only begun,
To see your real beauty
And something about booty.

Thank you. Thank you. Bad poetry, everyone – terrible art at its worst!

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I posted a few photos of Pamela Anderson at the Vancouver airport a few days ago and in that post, I talked about how she was looking a little rough but still looked hot to me. I stand by that statement because in these shots, Pam is looking killer again. I love the fact that she chose to leave a restaurant in Malibu barefoot although I can’t help thinking about little pebbles or rocks that might have caused her tootsies a little discomfort. Like Pam, I have occasionally been known to wander around in my bare feet but typically not on public streets. I learned that lesson the hard way when I put my bare piggy down on someone’s gum. Gross, gross, gross. Since then, I save my barefoot adventures for the beach and my own yard.

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I have a serious thing for shoes, as some of our regular readers may know, and therefore feel the shows Kendall Jenner is wearing in these photos really need to be commented on. Those things are insane. They’re the kind of shoes I would buy, take home and never wear because they look impossible to walk in. Is that why Kendall looks so intense in some of these photos? Is she trying hard to focus on not breaking an ankle? I am reminded of her tweet the other day about wishing some things could be easier. I have to assume she meant walking in these sky high heels. I get where she’s coming from. I really do. I have at least two pairs of shoes I try to wear on a regular basis that always leave me wondering what I was thinking when I put them on my feet five minutes after leaving the house.  Even so, I really, really want these shoes. Oh … and Kendall looks good here.

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I adore Aida Yespica. She’s such a beautiful woman and she just seems so down to earth. I always appreciate that in a woman. These photos of Aida in Porto Cervo show off her incredible body, of course, but they also show her having a great time. She just looks so relaxed and at ease. I always find that sort of thing so appealing. Perhaps there’s a little bit of envy wrapped up in there. I would love to be there relaxing on the beach – all the better if Aida was there with me too. How great would that be? Relaxing on the beach, sipping a drink with Aida Yespica a few feet away in a bikini. How can I make this happen? I need to get on that.

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