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May 4, 2011
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Maria Menounos Hits The Beaches Of Miami

I’ve always been a pretty big Maria Menounos fan. She’s a celeb that really does a little bit of everything. From beauty pageants to wrestling, Maria has a pretty diverse and interesting resume. When it was announced that Mary Hart was leaving “Entertainment Tonight” Maria’s name was one of the first names to be tossed around for Mary’s replacement. Here in Miami, Maria sips a drink or two, enjoys the water and pays little attention to the cameras snapping away at her every move. Acknowledging them with a wave and a smile occasionally, she doesn’t seem to be letting their presence keep her from her good time. Then again, if I looked as good as Maria in a bikini, I probably wouldn’t mind people snapping a picture or two.

April 22, 2011
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Rachel Uchitel On The Beach

I don’t give a rat’s butt about Rachel Uchitel. I don’t care how hot she is or how good she looks in a bikini, this woman pisses me off. She got famous for her affair with Tiger Woods and then whined and complained because everyone called her a whore. She scored some ridiculous amount of money out of that whole Tiger mess. Just take the money and disappear. Stop acting like a celebrity. When it was announced she was going to be on “Celebrity Rehab”, I wanted to laugh, but I was too busy weeping over what the word celebrity has become. There was a time when celebrities were people who had done something noteworthy to gain the attention of the public. Now any bimbo willing to polish Tiger Wood’s golf club can attach celebrity to their name. The definition of a whore in the true sense of the word is someone who exchanges sex for money. Rachel slept with Tiger and for a huge sum of money for it. Draw your own conclusions from that.

April 14, 2011
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Kate Bosworth Topless At The Beach

Kate Bosworth is dating Alexander SkarsgĂ„rd, who of course plays Eric Northman on HBO’s “True Blood”. Rumors of their never quite confirmed relationship coming to an end don’t seem to be getting Bosworth down though as she hits the beach with and without her bikini top. In all honesty, though, Kate doesn’t really do anything for me. I remember seeing her in “Win a Date With Tad Hamilton” a few years back and thinking she was so beautiful and wholesome. Then she disappeared – literally. Where is the rest of her? She actually looks like she’s starting to gain a bit of weight back, but she still has a long way to go before I’m ready to call her sexy again.

April 4, 2011
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Sofia Vergara Has A Gorgeous Ass

I haven’t had the chance recently to declare my love for Sofia. Let me take that chance now. I love this woman. I love this woman more than I love puppies and I am a girl that loves me some puppies. She has a gorgeous body, a gorgeous face, gorgeous hair and a unique but classy style. While many other celebs flaunt their bodies every chance they get in tiny, barely-there bikinis, Sofia chooses to be a little more demure while still remaining so very sexy. I love her whole demeanor. She’s a throwback to old Hollywood grace and poise. Although many people will disagree with me on this one, I think she has the chance to really go far in this business if she makes smart choices and keeps her wonderful sense of humor.

March 30, 2011
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Brooklyn Decker And Her Boobs

Victoria’s Secret model, frequent television guest star and wife of Andy Roddick hit the beach in a bikini. Sexiness followed. This girl is hot but I can’t help feeling a little sorry for her bikini top. That poor bastard looks like it’s stretched to the max. I didn’t know they made industrial strength bikini tops. If I were her, I’d be concerned that thing is going to give up the battle at any moment and burst. What a pity that would be, right? Just kidding. I tease Brooklyn because she’s gorgeous, is killing it in that bikini and is freaking married to Andy Roddick. I don’t think I’ve been this jealous of a pretty blond since Gwen Stefani married Gavin Rossdale.

March 24, 2011
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Katherine Heigl In Florida With Her Family

I am almost certain I’ll get a hard time for this one, but I really don’t like Katherine Heigl. I feel like she was attractive at one point in time, but she really destroyed it with that mouth of hers. She comes across as a stuck up, ungrateful diva, and worst, she tries to hide it by acting sugary sweet and wholesome. I can handle a diva. What I don’t like is someone who tries to hide who they are. Whatever though. She’s pretty hot in a typical Hollywood sort of way. Vacation in Florida with husband, Josh Kelley, and her mother, she does look pretty cute in her black bikini. She has a nice enough body. I just can’t help thinking there are tons of other people I’d rather be looking at.

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